Joke of the Day!

[ChumpChange]

I hate it when old people poke me at wedding and say "You're next!" * So I have started doing the same thing at funerals.

[Stainless]

I hate it when old people poke me at wedding and say "You're next!" * So I have started doing the same thing at funerals.

Laugh my fucking ass off, that was good!!


CH3NO2

[ChumpChange]

If I ever go missing I want my picture on a 40 oz. beer can instead of a milk carton, because I want fun people to find me.

[Stainless]

If I ever go missing I want my picture on a 40 oz. beer can instead of a milk carton, because I want fun people to find me.

:p


CH3NO2

[riverrunner1984]

A blond woman goes to the hospital. "What seems to be the problem?" asked the Doctor.

"Something is terribly wrong, I keep finding postage stamps from Costa Rica in my vagina."

The Doctor had a look, chuckled and said, "Those aren't postage stamps my dear, they're
the stickers off the bananas!"

[Stainless]

A blond woman goes to the hospital. "What seems to be the problem?" asked the Doctor.

"Something is terribly wrong, I keep finding postage stamps from Costa Rica in my vagina."

The Doctor had a look, chuckled and said, "Those aren't postage stamps my dear, they're
the stickers off the bananas!"

I can't come up with anything crafty for cucumbers.


CH3NO2

[rschap1]

[hbchgirl]

A blond woman goes to the hospital. "What seems to be the problem?" asked the Doctor.

"Something is terribly wrong, I keep finding postage stamps from Costa Rica in my vagina."

The Doctor had a look, chuckled and said, "Those aren't postage stamps my dear, they're
the stickers off the bananas!"

I literally LOL'd!!!