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					  Originally Posted by  Hotboat
					 
				 
				Not sure what this has to do with DCB, but ok    
			
		 
	 
 It was a joke maybe I forgot my emoticon
						 
					 
					
				 
			 
			
			
		 
	 
		
	 
 
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					  Originally Posted by  Eli
					 
				 
				Not always...stop being Bitter Party of One    you love lawyers and you know it! 
 
Sent from my Bat Cave...  
			
		 
	 
 Bitter party of one your table is ready LOL!!!
						 
					 
					
				 
			 
			
			
		 
	 
		
	 
 
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					  Originally Posted by  Wendi
					 
				 
				Bitter party of one your table is ready LOL!!! 
			
		 
	 
 I'm sitting at the bar laughing like the crazy lady I am!!! Too funny!  
 
 
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					  Originally Posted by  Eli
					 
				 
				I'm sitting at the bar laughing like the crazy lady I am!!! Too funny!  
 
 
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 You're happy party of one!!
						 
					 
					
				 
			 
			
			
		 
	 
		
	 
 
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					  Originally Posted by  Wendi
					 
				 
				It was a joke maybe I forgot my emoticon 
			
		 
	 
 People need to go to emoticon anonymous...or allow me to lawyer up here 
 
Disclaimer: this is a boating website, please consider any and all non factual statements as a joke aka sarcasm! If an emoticon is missing add your own! Use your funny imagination!  
 
 
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					  Originally Posted by  Hotboat
					 
				 
				Here's how lawyering works in a nutshell.  
 
Picture this as a scale, only thing about this scale is YOU are the scale.  LOL  
 
<Lawyer takes all your money -----------------------<You pay either way>---------------------------The other party takes all your money> 
			
		 
	 
 Is that what they call the "scales of justice"
						 
					 
					
				 
			 
			
			
		 
	 
		
	 
 
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					  Originally Posted by  314joey
					 
				 
				Is that what they call the "scales of justice" 
			
		 
	 
 More like the wages of justice.  The scales of justice look similar to this: 
 
<Guilty (broke).......................<Lawyer gets paid either way>...............................Innocent (not broke)> 
 
LOL 
 
And I hope all the lawyers here realize I'm poking a little fun.  Our son will soon be a lawyer, so I can't wait to share a few lawyer jokes, I heard from lawyers, with him  
						 
					 
					
				 
			 
			
			
		 
	 
		
	 
 
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					  Originally Posted by  Hotboat
					 
				 
				More like the wages of justice.  The scales of justice look similar to this: 
<Guilty (broke).......................<Lawyer gets paid either way>...............................Innocent (not broke)>
 
LOL
 
And I hope all the lawyers here realize I'm poking a little fun.  Our son will soon be a lawyer, so I can't wait to share a few lawyer jokes, I heard from lawyers, with him    
			
		 
	 
 PS your avatar sucks!
						 
					 
					
				 
			 
			
			
		 
	 
		
	 
 
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					  Originally Posted by  WMC
					 
				 
				PS your avatar sucks! 
			
		 
	 
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					  Originally Posted by  Hotboat
					 
				 
				thanks 
			
		 
	 
 Oops that was me not WMC....  I didn't know you had such a fondness of Homer...
						 
					 
					
				 
			 
			
			
		 
	 
		
	 
 
		 
		
		
	
 
	
	
 
	
	
	
	
	
	
	
	
	
	
		
		
		
		
			
				 
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