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					  Originally Posted by  Hotboat
					 
				 
				Here's how lawyering works in a nutshell.  
 
Picture this as a scale, only thing about this scale is YOU are the scale.  LOL  
 
<Lawyer takes all your money -----------------------<You pay either way>---------------------------The other party takes all your money> 
			
		 
	 
 Is that what they call the "scales of justice"
						 
					 
					
				 
			 
			
			
		 
	 
		
	 
 
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					  Originally Posted by  314joey
					 
				 
				Is that what they call the "scales of justice" 
			
		 
	 
 More like the wages of justice.  The scales of justice look similar to this: 
 
<Guilty (broke).......................<Lawyer gets paid either way>...............................Innocent (not broke)> 
 
LOL 
 
And I hope all the lawyers here realize I'm poking a little fun.  Our son will soon be a lawyer, so I can't wait to share a few lawyer jokes, I heard from lawyers, with him  
						 
					 
					
				 
			 
			
			
		 
	 
		
	 
 
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					  Originally Posted by  Hotboat
					 
				 
				More like the wages of justice.  The scales of justice look similar to this: 
<Guilty (broke).......................<Lawyer gets paid either way>...............................Innocent (not broke)>
 
LOL
 
And I hope all the lawyers here realize I'm poking a little fun.  Our son will soon be a lawyer, so I can't wait to share a few lawyer jokes, I heard from lawyers, with him    
			
		 
	 
 PS your avatar sucks!
						 
					 
					
				 
			 
			
			
		 
	 
		
	 
 
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					  Originally Posted by  WMC
					 
				 
				PS your avatar sucks! 
			
		 
	 
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					  Originally Posted by  Hotboat
					 
				 
				thanks 
			
		 
	 
 Oops that was me not WMC....  I didn't know you had such a fondness of Homer...
						 
					 
					
				 
			 
			
			
		 
	 
		
	 
 
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					  Originally Posted by  Wendi
					 
				 
				Oops that was me not WMC....  I didn't know you had such a fondness of Homer... 
			
		 
	 
 If it bothers you that much I'll change it.   
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Wait, on second thought, nah.  I like Homer.
						 
					 
					
				 
			 
			
			
		 
	 
		
	 
 
		 
		
		
	
 
	
	
 
	
	
	
	
	
	
	
	
	
	
		
		
		
		
			
				 
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