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  1. #21
    Wendi
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hotboat View Post
    Not sure what this has to do with DCB, but ok
    It was a joke maybe I forgot my emoticon

  2. #22
    Wendi
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eli View Post
    Not always...stop being Bitter Party of One you love lawyers and you know it!


    Sent from my Bat Cave...
    Bitter party of one your table is ready LOL!!!

  3. #23
    Quote Originally Posted by Wendi View Post
    Bitter party of one your table is ready LOL!!!
    I'm sitting at the bar laughing like the crazy lady I am!!! Too funny!


    Sent from my Bat Cave...

  4. #24
    Wendi
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eli View Post
    I'm sitting at the bar laughing like the crazy lady I am!!! Too funny!


    Sent from my Bat Cave...
    You're happy party of one!!

  5. #25
    Quote Originally Posted by Wendi View Post
    It was a joke maybe I forgot my emoticon
    People need to go to emoticon anonymous...or allow me to lawyer up here

    Disclaimer: this is a boating website, please consider any and all non factual statements as a joke aka sarcasm! If an emoticon is missing add your own! Use your funny imagination!


    Sent from my Bat Cave...

  6. #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hotboat View Post
    Here's how lawyering works in a nutshell.

    Picture this as a scale, only thing about this scale is YOU are the scale. LOL

    <Lawyer takes all your money -----------------------<You pay either way>---------------------------The other party takes all your money>
    Is that what they call the "scales of justice"

  7. #27
    Quote Originally Posted by 314joey View Post
    Is that what they call the "scales of justice"
    More like the wages of justice. The scales of justice look similar to this:

    <Guilty (broke).......................<Lawyer gets paid either way>...............................Innocent (not broke)>

    LOL

    And I hope all the lawyers here realize I'm poking a little fun. Our son will soon be a lawyer, so I can't wait to share a few lawyer jokes, I heard from lawyers, with him

  8. #28
    WMC
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hotboat View Post
    More like the wages of justice. The scales of justice look similar to this:

    <Guilty (broke).......................<Lawyer gets paid either way>...............................Innocent (not broke)>

    LOL

    And I hope all the lawyers here realize I'm poking a little fun. Our son will soon be a lawyer, so I can't wait to share a few lawyer jokes, I heard from lawyers, with him
    PS your avatar sucks!

  9. #29
    Quote Originally Posted by WMC View Post
    PS your avatar sucks!
    thanks

  10. #30
    Wendi
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hotboat View Post
    thanks
    Oops that was me not WMC.... I didn't know you had such a fondness of Homer...

 

 

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