The "Blinker" means I'm coming over whether you like it or not, Fool!
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12-23-2013, 07:55 PM #1Senior Member
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Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out and smokin, shouting "Holy Shit ...What A Ride!"
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12-23-2013, 09:29 PM #2Senior Member
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ROTFLMAO
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12-23-2013, 09:33 PM #3Senior Member
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If it looks like shit, smells like shit, feels like shit, and tastes like this, it probably is shit
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12-23-2013, 09:34 PM #4Senior Member
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Amen! Originally Posted by Hotboat
If it looks like shit, smells like shit, feels like shit, and tastes like this, it probably is shit
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12-23-2013, 09:43 PM #5Senior Member
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Always smoke in bed, run with sissors and drive carelessly.
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12-23-2013, 09:48 PM #6Senior Member
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You mean sing like no one is listening, dance like no one is watching? Originally Posted by Slacker
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12-26-2013, 05:17 PM #7Senior Member
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When I'm holding my niece and I say, "It smells like shit" why do my mom and sister ALWAYS ask me "Did she poop?" IT SURE WASN'T ME!
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12-23-2013, 09:44 PM #8Senior Member
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Oh Yeah,,,,No Wake means No Wake Dum Ass,,,,,,,,,
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