The common sense thread

**SBS933** · 12-17-2013, 02:05 PM

Originally Posted by Eli

What's with the ass theme?

If your gonna flash your tits at the river, make sure your family isn't eating at the Roadrunner. Better ?

**Eli** · 12-17-2013, 02:14 PM

Originally Posted by SBS933

If your gonna flash your tits at the river, make sure your family isn't eating at the Roadrunner. Better ?

Wow, that's a good one! Precisely why I never let my family go to the river or the lake!

**Eli** · 12-17-2013, 02:15 PM

If you're gonna ask someone to pity flash the bartender, first make sure he doesn't own the yacht!

**Eli** · 12-19-2013, 06:38 AM

Kissing your subordinates and grabbing their ass is sexual harassment!

If you need someone to tell you that, you're too dumb to be their supervisor

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**Eli** · 12-23-2013, 04:09 PM

Referring to an attorney as an "ambulance chaser" is a derogatory statement.

**Eli** · 12-23-2013, 04:49 PM

Not everyone works in an office.

Not everyone is always in their office when checking texts.

**She's Mine** · 12-23-2013, 07:55 PM

The "Blinker" means I'm coming over whether you like it or not, Fool!

You're supposed to park between the white lines in a parking stall, not on them, across them, or over them! Get it straight, Fool.

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**Eli** · 12-23-2013, 09:29 PM

Originally Posted by She's Mine

The "Blinker" means I'm coming over whether you like it or not, Fool!

You're supposed to park between the white lines in a parking stall, not on them, across them, or over them! Get it straight, Fool.

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ROTFLMAO

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