Chicks you banged when you were drunk....

GRADS · 09-19-2013, 04:52 PM

Originally Posted by She's Mine

I just want to know why everyone is banging fat chicks when they are dunk... I get ballsy when I'm drunk so I only talk to 10s.... Just so happens that I was with my ex from before I could legally drink until not too long ago...

That's what you're not understanding....when you are drinking you think you ARE talking to a 10 but in reality when you sober up the next morning she looks like this......

**HB Vic** · 09-19-2013, 04:53 PM

Originally Posted by 314joey

I was hoping not to offend anyone, seems like I'm walking the fine line OK, thanks.

You're good. Did I tell you we're going to Orlando in November? Driving distance to the coast

**314joey** · 09-19-2013, 05:03 PM

Originally Posted by Hotboat

You're good. Did I tell you we're going to Orlando in November? Driving distance to the coast

If you've got time, it's about a three hour drive SW to the front door of a guy I know that has a 35' Formula, can't beat a "free" boat ride in the Gulf.

**HB Vic** · 09-19-2013, 05:05 PM

Originally Posted by 314joey

If you've got time, it's about a three hour drive SW to the front door of a guy I know that has a 35' Formula, can't beat a "free" boat ride in the Gulf.

Oh we'll make the time

**314joey** · 09-19-2013, 05:16 PM

Originally Posted by Hotboat

Oh we'll make the time

You're more than welcome to out with us, give me a heads up a week or so before and we'll see about getting you guys out for a bit, Jim (aka joey)

**HB Vic** · 09-19-2013, 05:21 PM

Originally Posted by 314joey

You're more than welcome to out with us, give me a heads up a week or so before and we'll see about getting you guys out for a bit, Jim (aka joey)

Cool 👍

**hbchgirl** · 09-19-2013, 05:33 PM

Originally Posted by GRADS

No way I could remember all their names, I just remember the ones that were great or the ones that went horribly wrong. Speaking of wrong, I had this girl named Michelle in my hot tub back in the day and I remember things were getting hot and heavy and I was sucking her boobs and then remember thinking to myself well that's kind of strange....she has no nipple?.... Turns out I had been sucking on a fat roll for the last ten minutes

Yes I was drunk and unfortunately I remember her and her name.

OMG... that's hilarious!!!

**Stainless** · 09-19-2013, 05:37 PM

Originally Posted by hbchgirl

OMG... that's hilarious!!!

Rules HBCH, since you posted you have to tell of an experience.

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**hbchgirl** · 09-19-2013, 05:40 PM

Originally Posted by mrs.daytona

I can't believe you told this story. Oh, and just to be clear here...my name is NOT Michelle...

LOL

**hbchgirl** · 09-19-2013, 05:43 PM

Originally Posted by cab_01

I remember getting up in the morning and realizing someone was in bed with me. Thought oh fuck. Went to the bathroom and saw a condom in the trash and thought 'ok at least I did not fuck up to bad". Damn she was fat. The worst part of the whole thing was her driving me back to my truck.

I think i was the victim of the girlfriend switch. I remember talking to a pretty decent looking girl then waking up in bed.