Chicks you banged when you were drunk....

[mrs.daytona]

No way I could remember all their names, I just remember the ones that were great or the ones that went horribly wrong. Speaking of wrong, I had this girl named Michelle in my hot tub back in the day and I remember things were getting hot and heavy and I was sucking her boobs and then remember thinking to myself well that's kind of strange....she has no nipple?.... Turns out I had been sucking on a fat roll for the last ten minutes Yes I was drunk and unfortunately I remember her and her name.

I can't believe you told this story. Oh, and just to be clear here...my name is NOT Michelle...