Chicks you banged when you were drunk....

[GRADS]

No way I could remember all their names, I just remember the ones that were great or the ones that went horribly wrong. Speaking of wrong, I had this girl named Michelle in my hot tub back in the day and I remember things were getting hot and heavy and I was sucking her boobs and then remember thinking to myself well that's kind of strange....she has no nipple?.... Turns out I had been sucking on a fat roll for the last ten minutes Yes I was drunk and unfortunately I remember her and her name.

[2FORCEFULL]

No way I could remember all their names, I just remember the ones that were great or the ones that went horribly wrong. Speaking of wrong, I had this girl named Michelle in my hot tub back in the day and I remember things were getting hot and heavy and I was sucking her boobs and then remember thinking to myself well that's kind of strange....she has no nipple?.... Turns out I had been sucking on a fat roll for the last ten minutes Yes I was drunk and unfortunately I remember her and her name.

that one don't count, and never never never tell that story again

[Napanutt]

No way I could remember all their names, I just remember the ones that were great or the ones that went horribly wrong. Speaking of wrong, I had this girl named Michelle in my hot tub back in the day and I remember things were getting hot and heavy and I was sucking her boobs and then remember thinking to myself well that's kind of strange....she has no nipple?.... Turns out I had been sucking on a fat roll for the last ten minutes Yes I was drunk and unfortunately I remember her and her name.

Just had to quote this one for some reason.

[Wendi]

No way I could remember all their names, I just remember the ones that were great or the ones that went horribly wrong. Speaking of wrong, I had this girl named Michelle in my hot tub back in the day and I remember things were getting hot and heavy and I was sucking her boobs and then remember thinking to myself well that's kind of strange....she has no nipple?.... Turns out I had been sucking on a fat roll for the last ten minutes Yes I was drunk and unfortunately I remember her and her name.

OMG I am LAUGHING LITERALLY OUTLOUD GROSS!!!

[mrs.daytona]

No way I could remember all their names, I just remember the ones that were great or the ones that went horribly wrong. Speaking of wrong, I had this girl named Michelle in my hot tub back in the day and I remember things were getting hot and heavy and I was sucking her boobs and then remember thinking to myself well that's kind of strange....she has no nipple?.... Turns out I had been sucking on a fat roll for the last ten minutes Yes I was drunk and unfortunately I remember her and her name.

I can't believe you told this story. Oh, and just to be clear here...my name is NOT Michelle...

[Wendi]

I can't believe you told this story. Oh, and just to be clear here...my name is NOT Michelle...

LMAO, I'm glad you came on and said this. Your hubby cracks me up.

[2FORCEFULL]

I can't believe you told this story. Oh, and just to be clear here...my name is NOT Michelle...

soooooo,.... you know of this story....

[Napanutt]

soooooo,.... you know of this story....

I'm thinking.....not!

[Napanutt]

I can't believe you told this story. Oh, and just to be clear here...my name is NOT Michelle...

Come on, of course you can believe it. We are talking about the same dude, right? I was wondering if you were gonna catch wind of this and care, or not.

[hbchgirl]

I can't believe you told this story. Oh, and just to be clear here...my name is NOT Michelle...

LOL