Chicks you banged when you were drunk....

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09-19-2013, 04:52 PM
GRADS

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Originally Posted by She's Mine

I just want to know why everyone is banging fat chicks when they are dunk... I get ballsy when I'm drunk so I only talk to 10s.... Just so happens that I was with my ex from before I could legally drink until not too long ago... :lmao1:

That's what you're not understanding....when you are drinking you think you ARE talking to a 10 but in reality when you sober up the next morning she looks like this......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fg3qj5I-28A
09-19-2013, 04:53 PM
HB Vic

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Originally Posted by 314joey

I was hoping not to offend anyone, seems like I'm walking the fine line OK, thanks.

You're good. Did I tell you we're going to Orlando in November? Driving distance to the coast :D
09-19-2013, 05:03 PM
314joey

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Originally Posted by Hotboat

You're good. Did I tell you we're going to Orlando in November? Driving distance to the coast :D

If you've got time, it's about a three hour drive SW to the front door of a guy I know that has a 35' Formula, can't beat a "free" boat ride in the Gulf.
09-19-2013, 05:05 PM
HB Vic

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Originally Posted by 314joey

If you've got time, it's about a three hour drive SW to the front door of a guy I know that has a 35' Formula, can't beat a "free" boat ride in the Gulf.

Oh we'll make the time :D
09-19-2013, 05:16 PM
314joey

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Originally Posted by Hotboat

Oh we'll make the time :D

You're more than welcome to out with us, give me a heads up a week or so before and we'll see about getting you guys out for a bit, Jim (aka joey)
09-19-2013, 05:21 PM
HB Vic

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Originally Posted by 314joey

You're more than welcome to out with us, give me a heads up a week or so before and we'll see about getting you guys out for a bit, Jim (aka joey)

Cool 👍
09-19-2013, 05:33 PM
hbchgirl

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Originally Posted by GRADS

No way I could remember all their names, I just remember the ones that were great or the ones that went horribly wrong. Speaking of wrong, I had this girl named Michelle in my hot tub back in the day and I remember things were getting hot and heavy and I was sucking her boobs and then remember thinking to myself well that's kind of strange....she has no nipple?.... Turns out I had been sucking on a fat roll for the last ten minutes :yikes: :yikes: Yes I was drunk and unfortunately I remember her and her name.

OMG... that's hilarious!!!
09-19-2013, 05:37 PM
Stainless

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Originally Posted by hbchgirl

OMG... that's hilarious!!!

Rules HBCH, since you posted you have to tell of an experience. :D

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09-19-2013, 05:40 PM
hbchgirl

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Originally Posted by mrs.daytona

I can't believe you told this story. Oh, and just to be clear here...my name is NOT Michelle...

LOL :rotflmao:
09-19-2013, 05:43 PM
hbchgirl

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Originally Posted by cab_01

I remember getting up in the morning and realizing someone was in bed with me. Thought oh fuck. Went to the bathroom and saw a condom in the trash and thought 'ok at least I did not fuck up to bad". Damn she was fat. The worst part of the whole thing was her driving me back to my truck.:no: I think i was the victim of the girlfriend switch. I remember talking to a pretty decent looking girl then waking up in bed. :AngryFinger_7WSKJO::bash::bash:

Haha... beer goggles!
09-19-2013, 07:03 PM
2FORCEFULL

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Originally Posted by Hotboat

As risqué as this thread is, and as often as I've wanted to hit the delete button, you guys are doing a pretty good job of keeping it PG13. Please keep it that way. Thank you, the management :D

:goodluck::redface::sheep::stir:
09-19-2013, 07:05 PM
2FORCEFULL

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Originally Posted by niceguyeddie

Boat is looking great!

thanks,...should be done soon now
09-19-2013, 07:07 PM
2FORCEFULL

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Originally Posted by Wendi

Are you??

yep...
09-19-2013, 07:14 PM
2FORCEFULL

whats cool about this thread is the people that are participating.... it kind of reminds me of sitting around the camp fire at the dunes...
09-19-2013, 07:21 PM
Havasu Party Bus

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Originally Posted by Eli

That's why I never stay out after 12

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Are you saying you're Drunk by 11:00-11:30?

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Originally Posted by niceguyeddie

What if you wake up with three 3s?

That's just means you have to tell your self three times, What The Hell Was I Thinking Last Night.:cuddle-smiley::cuddle-smiley::cuddle-smiley:
09-19-2013, 07:29 PM
Stainless

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Originally Posted by 2FORCEFULL

whats cool about this thread is the people that are participating.... it kind of reminds me of sitting around the camp fire at the dunes...

I agree, cool bunch to banter with! :)

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09-19-2013, 07:42 PM
SummerO

That tequila pic reminds me of the one and ONLY time I ever did tequila shots in a barber chair.....repeatedly. I remember leaving the bar and walking down the street by a local pizza joint. One of the waitresses was just getting off work and I apparently asked her to go home with me. She did (clue #1 this was not good). Ignored clue #1 drove acoss town somehow (clue #2) and proceeded to get busy. At a critical juncture involving me "going south" on this young lady, just as I reached my target I instantly jumped up, ran to the bathroom and puked my guts out until I passed out on the floor. Next morning my door to my apartment was wide open and nobody was home but me. Im sure it gave her a complex.
Saw her a few weeks later and while she wasn't fat, she was POWERFUL ugly!
Saved by tequila, who would have thought?
09-19-2013, 07:57 PM
Stainless

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Originally Posted by SummerO

That tequila pic reminds me of the one and ONLY time I ever did tequila shots in a barber chair.....repeatedly. I remember leaving the bar and walking down the street by a local pizza joint. One of the waitresses was just getting off work and I apparently asked her to go home with me. She did (clue #1 this was not good). Ignored clue #1 drove acoss town somehow (clue #2) and proceeded to get busy. At a critical juncture involving me "going south" on this young lady, just as I reached my target I instantly jumped up, ran to the bathroom and puked my guts out until I passed out on the floor. Next morning my door to my apartment was wide open and nobody was home but me. Im sure it gave her a complex.
Saw her a few weeks later and while she wasn't fat, she was POWERFUL ugly!
Saved by tequila, who would have thought?

That's f~•king funny!
Tequila or Fireball have earned me a confessional with the porcelain a few times also.

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09-19-2013, 08:18 PM
GRADS

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Originally Posted by SummerO

At a critical juncture involving me "going south" on this young lady, just as I reached my target I instantly jumped up, ran to the bathroom and puked my guts out until I passed out on the floor.

I thought for sure you were going to say she had a Johnson. :yikes:
09-19-2013, 08:23 PM
2FORCEFULL

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Originally Posted by GRADS

I thought for sure you were going to say she had a Johnson. :yikes:

fuc.n grads,,...ur ahhh,,, yep... that's what I thought also:cyberguy:

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