What is Legal Shield??

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Originally Posted by Hotboat

Not sure what this has to do with DCB, but ok :headscratch:

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It was a joke maybe I forgot my emoticon

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Originally Posted by Eli

Not always...stop being Bitter Party of One ;) you love lawyers and you know it!


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Bitter party of one your table is ready LOL!!!

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Originally Posted by Wendi

Bitter party of one your table is ready LOL!!!

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I'm sitting at the bar laughing like the crazy lady I am!!! Too funny!


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Originally Posted by Eli

I'm sitting at the bar laughing like the crazy lady I am!!! Too funny!


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You're happy party of one!!

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Originally Posted by Wendi

It was a joke maybe I forgot my emoticon

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People need to go to emoticon anonymous...or allow me to lawyer up here

Disclaimer: this is a boating website, please consider any and all non factual statements as a joke aka sarcasm! If an emoticon is missing add your own! Use your funny imagination!


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Originally Posted by Hotboat

Here's how lawyering works in a nutshell.

Picture this as a scale, only thing about this scale is YOU are the scale. LOL

<Lawyer takes all your money -----------------------<You pay either way>---------------------------The other party takes all your money>

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Is that what they call the "scales of justice"

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Originally Posted by 314joey

Is that what they call the "scales of justice"

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More like the wages of justice. The scales of justice look similar to this:

<Guilty (broke).......................<Lawyer gets paid either way>...............................Innocent (not broke)>

LOL

And I hope all the lawyers here realize I'm poking a little fun. Our son will soon be a lawyer, so I can't wait to share a few lawyer jokes, I heard from lawyers, with him :D

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Originally Posted by Hotboat

More like the wages of justice. The scales of justice look similar to this:

<Guilty (broke).......................<Lawyer gets paid either way>...............................Innocent (not broke)>

LOL

And I hope all the lawyers here realize I'm poking a little fun. Our son will soon be a lawyer, so I can't wait to share a few lawyer jokes, I heard from lawyers, with him :D

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PS your avatar sucks!

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Originally Posted by WMC

PS your avatar sucks!

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thanks

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Originally Posted by Hotboat

thanks

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Oops that was me not WMC.... I didn't know you had such a fondness of Homer...

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Originally Posted by Wendi

Oops that was me not WMC.... I didn't know you had such a fondness of Homer...

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If it bothers you that much I'll change it.








Wait, on second thought, nah. I like Homer.

You mean homie



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Originally Posted by WMC

You mean homie



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I'm guessing by the use of the work "mean", this is Wendi. I don't think Wullum uses that word. Maybe we need to merge your accounts?? We could call you WMCWENDI. What do you think? :D

Two peas in a pot



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Originally Posted by Hotboat

I'm guessing by the use of the work "mean", this is Wendi. I don't think Wullum uses that word. Maybe we need to merge your accounts?? We could call you WMCWENDI. What do you think? :D

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That is WMC I don't use his phone when I post. We don't need merged accounts but thanks for looking out for our best interest. He forgot to include a ? As in You mean Homie???

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Originally Posted by wmc

two peas in a pot



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tmi....

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Originally Posted by WMC

Two peas in a pot



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Oh for fuck sakes it's "Two peas in a pod"

I thought he was trying to say two peeing in a pot. Gross.

My Daughter is a attorney, I tell her I have to love her, she laughs.