April Fools Day!

[Eli]

Happy April Fools Day! I know a lot of pranksters on this site! Post up your April Fools Day Jokes!


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[Stainless]

This should be entertaining.


CH3NO2

[Eli]

One year my mother was in LA and my sister's bf spent the night, we weren't allowed to have boys over. Well April fools day and I went to the front door opened it and shouted "Eric my mom's home!!!" He almost jumped out the second story window. I've never seen a 6'3 man built like a football player scramble so fast. That was one of my best. He still remembers it 20 years later.


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[314joey]

Terri and I are moving back to the Midwest full time................................that's so focking funny, that's never going to happen.

[Paul65K]

Healthcare costs are going down.................

April Fools!!!!


PS, this is not political just topical

[Unforgiven]

There's this hot chick named ELI.......WAIT, I can't go on with this..It just wouldn't be right...

[Eli]

There's this hot chick named ELI.......WAIT, I can't go on with this..It just wouldn't be right...

Everyone knew you were full of crap at "Hot chick named Eli" you're not that old but looks like you need glasses.


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[Eli]

Grads didn't get banned bc he's now a moderator!


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[GRADS]

I'm admin2.

[Eli]

I'm admin2.

This is for jokes.

I like how you convinced everyone that admin2 banned you so your cover wouldn't be blown. Excellent work!!!


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