Quote Originally Posted by Mateo View Post
I went to the doctor's office the other day at my wife Debora's request and found out our new family doctor is a young female; friggin drop-dead gorgeous.
I was embarrassed but she said, "Don't worry, I'm a professional. I've seen it all before. Just tell me what's wrong and I'll check it out."
I said, "my wife thinks my penis tastes funny."
My banker told me that joke last week. You guys must read the same magazines lol