Joke of the Day!

[SBS933]

What do you call a mexican with a rubber toe ? Roberto

[doubleeagle]

My 6 year old grandson came home with this
Hey Grandpa how do you top a car
Tept on the brake Ttupid

[riverrunner1984]

What do you call a mexican with a rubber toe ? Roberto

Lol

What do you call 2 mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan

[Stainless]

A husband and wife are having sex when their 5 yo son walked in. The kid asked what are you doing? His father quickly proclaimed "playing rodeo with your mother". The boy asked if he could play too, his father not wanting to stop said OK, climb on my back. They're romping along when the wife starts having an orgasm, she begins to wail and her eyes roll back, the kid yells hold on tight dad, this is were she bucked me and the mailman off this morning.


Bench race driver of the NHRA 16X Castrol GTX Mustang

[ChumpChange]

Due to inherit a fortune when his sickly, widower father died, Charles decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. Going to a singles bar, he spotted a woman whose beauty took his breath away. "I'm just an ordinary man," he said, walking up to her, "but in just a week or two, my father will die and I'll inherit 20 million dollars." The woman went home with Charles, and the next day she became his stepmother.

[riverrunner1984]

After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep with a hot 23-year-old girl every night.

Now, I have a $500,000 home, a $45,000 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 69-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

[ChumpChange]

Before going to Europe on business, a man drives his Rolls-Royce to a downtown New York City bank and asks for an immediate loan of $5,000. The loan officer, taken aback, requests collateral. "Well then, here are the keys to my Rolls-Royce," the man says. The loan officer promptly has the car driven into the bank's underground parking for safe keeping and gives the man the $5,000. Two weeks later, the man walks through the bank's doors and asks to settle up his loan and get his car back. "That will be $5,000 in principal, and $15.40 in interest," the loan officer says. The man writes out a check and starts to walk away. "Wait, sir," the loan officer says. "You are a millionaire. Why in the world would you need to borrow $5,000?" The man smiles, "Where else could I find a safer place to park my Rolls-Royce in Manhattan for two weeks and pay only $15.40?"

[SBS933]

Nice One

[ChumpChange]

FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, got married last month. Wife knows everything.

[rocket98]

A while back, I picked up a lovely date at her parent's home.

I'd scraped together some money to take her to a fancy restaurant.

She ordered the most expensive items on the menu . . . Patron tequila,
Shrimp cocktail, foie gras. Lobster, Dom Perignon champagne.

I asked her, "Does your mother feed you like that when you eat at home?"

"No," she replied, "but my mother's not expecting a blow job tonight."

I said, "Would you care for dessert ?"