Joke of the Day!

[rschap1]

Yep
VERY good
AGAIN !!!!

[Menace Marine]

What kind of bees make milk?


















Boo-bies

[BrettBayne]

Jewish man goes to see his rabbi.

"Rabbi, I have a terrible problem!" the man says. "My son converted to Christianity. What should I do?"

The rabbi ponders this. "Come back tomorrow," he tells the man. "I'll consult with God and ask for his guidance."

The man returns the next day. "Well?"

"God can't help you," the rabbi says. "He says he has the same problem that you have."

[ChumpChange]

A patient was at her doctor's office after undergoing a complete physical exam. The doctor said, "I have some very grave news for you. You only have six months to live."

The patient asked, "Oh doctor, what should I do?"

The doctor replied, "Marry an accountant."

"Will that make me live longer?" asked the patient.

"No," said the doctor, "but it will SEEM longer."

[HB Vic]

Lol.....

[The Doctor]

A balding, white haired man from Florida, walked into a jewelry store this past Friday evening with a beautiful, much younger, gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring.
The man said, ‘No, I’d like to see something a little more special.’
At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. ‘Here’s a stunning ring at only $40,000 the jeweler said. The lady’s eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement.
The old man seeing this said, ‘We’ll take it.’
The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the man stated, ‘By check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I’ll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I’ll pick the ring up Monday afternoon.’
On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the old man and said, ‘There’s no money in that account.’
‘I know,’ said the old man, ‘But let me tell you about MY GREAT WEEKEND!’

[ChumpChange]

A young banker decided to get his first tailor made suit. So he went to the finest tailor in town and got measured for a suit. A week later he went in for his first fitting. He put on the suit and he looked stunning, he felt that in this suit he can do business. As he was preening himself in front of the mirror he reached down to put his hands in the pockets and to his surprise he noticed that there were no pockets. He mentioned this to the tailor who asked him, "Didn't you tell me you were a banker?"

The young man answered, "Yes, I did."

To this the tailor said, "Who ever heard of a banker with his hands in his own pockets?"

[Stainless]

Lol Mateo, aren't you a banker?


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[HB Vic]

He's not your normal banker, so I'm not sure if he can actually call himself a banker. He's kinda like the House of doctors but without the pill popping 😁

[ChumpChange]

He's not your normal banker, so I'm not sure if he can actually call himself a banker. He's kinda like the House of doctors but without the pill popping ��

Thanks?