Joke of the Day!

**Stainless** · 06-06-2013, 05:42 PM

All very true MK! :p

**rschap1** · 06-07-2013, 11:40 AM

TOO true

**Stainless** · 06-08-2013, 07:06 PM

Lmao Doc and Mateo!

**HB Vic** · 06-12-2013, 08:08 AM

Lol ...

**Stainless** · 06-12-2013, 11:36 AM

Funny!

**ChumpChange** · 06-13-2013, 08:07 AM

"Wake up, son. It's time to go to school." "But why, Mama? I don't want to go to school." "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school." "One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me." "Oh! that's no reason. Come on, you have to go to school." "Give me two good reasons why I should go to school?" "One, you are fifty-two years old. Two, you are the principal!"

**HB Vic** · 06-13-2013, 08:33 AM

Originally Posted by Mateo

"Wake up, son. It's time to go to school." "But why, Mama? I don't want to go to school." "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school." "One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me." "Oh! that's no reason. Come on, you have to go to school." "Give me two good reasons why I should go to school?" "One, you are fifty-two years old. Two, you are the principal!"

Bahaha

**Boatnaked** · 06-13-2013, 02:10 PM

A guy brings his best buddy home for dinner.

His wife screams: "You butthead!

My hair & makeup aren't done, the house is a mess, the dishes
aren't done, I'm still in my pajamas and I can't be bothered with
cooking tonight!

Why in hell did you bring him home?"

The guy answered: "Because he's thinking of getting married."

**HB Vic** · 06-13-2013, 02:22 PM

Originally Posted by boatnaked

a guy brings his best buddy home for dinner.

His wife screams: "you butthead!

My hair & makeup aren't done, the house is a mess, the dishes
aren't done, i'm still in my pajamas and i can't be bothered with
cooking tonight!

Why in hell did you bring him home?"

the guy answered: "because he's thinking of getting married."

lol...