Quote Originally Posted by 28eliminator View Post
I'm too old for that crap anymore.. Besides Terri would of kicked my ass



Here's the cliff notes;

1. Dave drinks too much (yeah, surprising I know)

2. Mall Cop decides were all being too loud (I actually blame Eli for that )

3. Dave calls him an Asshole, and gives him a little "Shove" out of the way

4. Mall cop says "that's it"

5. Dave goes to bed.... quickly

Done. Oh yeah, and my wife put's me on double secret probation for being an asshole, and I think she smacked me
First of all, we all know Terri can kick your ass.

Secondly, how the fuck was it my fault? I was in my room on the 4th floor, far away from everyone and unable to get into trouble!!!

I get blamed for everything all the time! damn it!