I'm too old for that crap anymore.. Besides Terri would of kicked my ass
Here's the cliff notes;
1. Dave drinks too much (yeah, surprising I know)
2. Mall Cop decides were all being too loud (I actually blame Eli for that

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3. Dave calls him an Asshole, and gives him a little "Shove" out of the way
4. Mall cop says "that's it"
5. Dave goes to bed.... quickly
Done. Oh yeah, and my wife put's me on double secret probation for being an asshole, and I think she smacked me

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