Joke of the Day!

[Eli]

A blonde is watching the news with her boyfriend when the newscaster announces that 6 Brazilian men died in a skydiving accident. The blonde starts sobbing uncontrollably. Confused, her boyfriend says, "Baby it is sad, but they were skydiving, there were risks involved". After a few moments, the blonde, still crying, asks, "How many is a Brazilian?"


Sent from my Bat Cave!!!

[rschap1]

[riverrunner1984]

A girl came skipping home from school one day.
"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde?" the girl said.
"Yes, it's because you're blonde," said the mommy.
The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"Yes, it's because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home from school. Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36 Cs.
"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?"
"No Honey, it's because you're 24."

[SBS933]

What do you call a mexican with a rubber toe ? Roberto

[doubleeagle]

My 6 year old grandson came home with this
Hey Grandpa how do you top a car
Tept on the brake Ttupid

[riverrunner1984]

What do you call a mexican with a rubber toe ? Roberto

Lol

What do you call 2 mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan

[The Doctor]

What do you call a mexican with a rubber toe ? Roberto

Lol

What do you call 2 mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan

In keeping with the theme, what do you call a Mexican quarterback?



El Paso

[ChumpChange]

Four high school boys afflicted with spring fever skipped morning classes. After lunch they reported to the teacher that they had a flat tire. Much to their relief she smiled and said: "Well, you missed a test today so take seats apart from one another and take out a piece of paper." Still smiling, she waited for them to sit down. Then she said: "First Question (100 points): Which tire was flat?"

[314joey]

One of my friends whose suck up North in the snow told me this one today, "how do you turn your dishwasher into a snow blower, buy her a snow shovel".......................lol

[ChumpChange]

Teacher to a student: "Can you think of a solution to end unemployment?" "Yes, sir! I'd put all the men on one island and the women on another." "And what would they be doing then?" "Building boats!"