Dating Questions

[Stainless]

Awe fuck you!


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:p
Touché


CH3NO2

[Eli]

Eli do you own a SHII ? We need to know what we're dealing with here..... LOL

OMG I'm not sure if I'm disturbed or amused????


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[Eli]

You should know by now i like to mess with you......LOL

I've known for a few years we coooooo


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[Paul65K]

we coooooo


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Is that the "Eli from the Hood" Eli talking there??

[Eli]

Is that the "Eli from the Hood" Eli talking there??

FO SHO!

It's my Valley Girl Edition you don't wanna hear!

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[Paul65K]

FO SHO!

It's my Valley Girl Edition you don't wanna hear!

Totally

[Milkmoney]

Ok. Jus wondering if there are anymore dates. . Or stories

[Eli]

Ok. Jus wondering if there are anymore dates. . Or stories

I got nothin :(

I've diligently made a list of all the questions, good, bad, ugly and specially the perverted. If you can't answer them without being offended then adios Papi!

Okay, except the one I met for a drink last week. Very nice guy, successful, smart and good looking. But, he has no business dating. He and Ex-wife number 2 aren't divorced yet. Kids 3 & 4 are not even driving age. Mom has Alzheimer's and lives with him. Way toooo much on his full plate.

Kicker for him was when he decided to comment about his "wife's" sexual relationships after they separated. None of my business, except to say YOU GO GIRL! Oh and did I mention he told me he cheated on her, not because he had a relationship with someone he had feelings for, which still doesn't make it ok, but bc for him it was a numbers game! Hmmmm he won't cheat on me, right!?????

You know pretending I'm in a deposition and allowing the guys to give me a narrative is much easier than asking questions. First, you've gotta get some alcohol in them. I feel judgmental but, the red flags knocked me over like I was hit with a semi truck.

How about you, any interesting dates you'd like to share?

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[Eli]

Totally

Okay like I got nothin :(

Like I totally like been cool and like I made a list of all the like questions, so like the good, bad, ugly and totally the perverted. Like if you can't like totally answer them without like being all gag me then totally adios Papi!

Okay, like except the one I met for a drink last week. Totally hip, like rich he like has his own bank account, he's smart he like totally knows wine and he was totally dreamy.





Paul, you get the picture? I couldn't keep going I was having flashbacks of Speech 101 in college.
My professor saying you can't "like have an assignment! You either do or you don't!"

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[Paul65K]

That's pretty gnarly right there