HotBoat Anonymous 2000

[Eli]

Here i fixed it for you!!!!!
Yo HotBoat Anonymous 2000 dey say da first step ta recovery iz admitting you gots uh problem. Our name iz Eli an' we's is Batshit madness attention whores addicted ta posting on HotBoat! It's all yo' faults! Stop being so funny, posting pictures o' hot beotches, delicious chickn n` corn bread 'n waffles, fun places, what you doin' or did last weekend, yo' family, yo' amazing trials an' tribulations, awww an' da occasional boat or boat related topic as well as da super hot picture o' Wheeler. Yea, we's is post an' attention whores, but if we's gots ta pick da kind o' beeotch ta be those two werk fo' all o' da Elis! ah gots nahh intention o' recovering so ah will just blame brothas on HotBoat! Disclaimer: ah also blame it on muh motha fuckin ability ta type super fast, irrespective o' da 30 second timeout ah mus' take in between posts. 2000 posts! what 'chew trippin foo' -

WTF is that...funny stuff!


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[Havasu Party Bus]

WTF is that...funny stuff!


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I'm making sure my bro's under stand what you we're saying.

[Stainless]

I'm making sure my bro's under stand what you we're saying.

Funny stuff, HPB. Is there actually software you can can insert something and it converts to that?

[314joey]

I need to get that "speak and it types" software, I'm a two finger kind of guy, I had a secretary for thirty years, I never had to type until I retired, maybe Terri will be my secretary, she takes my dictation already.

Congrats on the 2000 posts all the Eli's, gotta have goals if you want to be successful.

[Eli]

I need to get that "speak and it types" software, I'm a two finger kind of guy, I had a secretary for thirty years, I never had to type until I retired, maybe Terri will be my secretary, she takes my dictation already.

Congrats on the 2000 posts all the Eli's, gotta have goals if you want to be successful.

All I took away from this is

Terri takes my dictation


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[riverrunner1984]

All I took away from this is

Terri takes my dictation


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As did I lol.

I must say, Hotboat is my most visited site every day. On good Chrome, it is the first site that pops up!

[Eli]

I'm only a member on 2 sites and I am only mentally capable of posting on one at a time. That's probably why I hit 2000 so quick. I'm not posting 2000 posts in 3 months on both sites at the same time, that's FO SHO!




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[Stainless]

I'm only a member on 2 sites and I am only mentally capable of posting on one at a time. That's probably why I hit 2000 so quick. I'm not posting 2000 posts in 3 months on both sites at the same time, that's FO SHO!




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Found this,

[Eli]

Found this,

So basically, I'm creepier than I thought?


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[Stainless]

So basically, I'm creepier than I thought?


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If the shoe fits...keep posting. J/K