Dodging Bullets

[djunkie]

I talked to a chick like that once. Who knew she'd end up marrying me.

[ChumpChange]

I talked to a chick like that once. Who knew she'd end up marrying me.

lol...

[Eli]

What a LOSER, on my worst day I never would talk to anyone like that, I guess he was raised by a jackazz, my Mother and Father taught me better, I'd like to tell this little prick what a little prick he is.

Move on, when you're not looking your knight in shining armor will arrive.

The first sentence gave it right away, duh.:
It's good to have faith but don't trust so easy, that part is earned.
Glad you had faith but not so many chances next time, eh?

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I didn't ever meet the guy. I was reluctant to even talk to him, but I thought maybe the whole message thing was lost in translation. You guys are right! I just thought it was a funny story to share. I don't perceive things like this as an awful experience and instead appreciate the fact that I had the foresight to see it.

It did give me a fantastic belly roll!


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[Old Texan]

I didn't ever meet the guy. I was reluctant to even talk to him, but I thought maybe the whole message thing was lost in translation. You guys are right! I just thought it was a funny story to share. I don't perceive things like this as an awful experience and instead appreciate the fact that I had the foresight to see it.

It did give me a fantastic belly roll!


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I think a guy like this is just looking for the easy piece and he wins a high enough percentage to not change his methods. He could care less about a relationship outside of quickie now and then. He's saving money as he's just a shallow minded idiot who doesn't care to spend a dime on anything other than himself.

You Eli, peeked his interest a bit as you became a challenge of sorts. Not enough for him to spend time or money on, just a passing hmmmmm, type of deal.

Good for a laugh, but be careful that you don't actually get to a face to face with one of these creeps. They could be dangerous......keep your sidearm handy and don't hesitate to place it between his running lights if he should become aggressive.......

[Eli]

I think a guy like this is just looking for the easy piece and he wins a high enough percentage to not change his methods. He could care less about a relationship outside of quickie now and then. He's saving money as he's just a shallow minded idiot who doesn't care to spend a dime on anything other than himself.

You Eli, peeked his interest a bit as you became a challenge of sorts. Not enough for him to spend time or money on, just a passing hmmmmm, type of deal.

Good for a laugh, but be careful that you don't actually get to a face to face with one of these creeps. They could be dangerous......keep your sidearm handy and don't hesitate to place it between his running lights if he should become aggressive.......

You're definitely right. I couldn't have said it better myself. I'm sure you're correct about his success, but it sounds crazy that anyone would go for that.




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[Old Texan]

You're definitely right. I couldn't have said it better myself. I'm sure you're correct about his success, but it sounds crazy that anyone would go for that.




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Sadly, cretins like this guy feel they have the right to get laid by a breathing human being.......

A swift kick in the nutz from several ladies would discourage 'em enough to "maybe" change.

[Eli]

Sadly, cretins like this guy feel they have the right to get laid by a breathing human being.......

A swift kick in the nutz from several ladies would discourage 'em enough to "maybe" change.

Now you're talking! I'm happy to take one for the team and kick him a few times


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[ChumpChange]

I think a guy like this is just looking for the easy piece and he wins a high enough percentage to not change his methods. He could care less about a relationship outside of quickie now and then. He's saving money as he's just a shallow minded idiot who doesn't care to spend a dime on anything other than himself.

You Eli, peeked his interest a bit as you became a challenge of sorts. Not enough for him to spend time or money on, just a passing hmmmmm, type of deal.

Good for a laugh, but be careful that you don't actually get to a face to face with one of these creeps. They could be dangerous......keep your sidearm handy and don't hesitate to place it between his running lights if he should become aggressive.......

Straight out of a textbook right there! Or it should be in a textbook.

[Eli]

Straight out of a textbook right there! Or it should be in a textbook.

He should write a textbook on

How to avoid Douchebags 101

He would be a NY Times best seller in a week


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[riverrunner1984]

Star an "Eli's dating experiences" thread lol
Im sure there will great stories in such thread.