One night a guy comes home late and his wife asks him where he was. His response was, I was out getting a tattoo and she says what tattoo did u get and he says i got a hundred dollar bill. She says where did you get it and he says i got it on my penis and she says what in world did you do that for ?
And his response was ...... so everytime you want to blow a hundred bucks you can come home and do it