Joke of the Day!

**ChumpChange** · 10-01-2013, 08:10 PM

Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out on a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It’s a beautiful day and love is In the air. Marie leans over to Pierre and says: "Pierre, kiss me!" Our hero grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie’s lips.

"What are you doing, Pierre?", says the startled Marie.

"I am Pierre, the fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I like to have red wine!"

She smiles and they start kissing. When things began to heat up a little, Marie says, "Pierre, kiss me lower." Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and starts pouring it all over her breasts.

"Pierre! What are you doing?", asks the bewildered Marie.

"I am Pierre, the fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I like to have White wine!"

They resume their passionate interlude and things really steam up. Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, "Pierre, kiss me lower!" Our hero rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it in her lap. He then strikes a match and lights it on fire.

Marie shrieks and dives into the river. Standing waist deep, Marie throws her arms upwards and screams furiously, "PIERRE, WHAT IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING?"

Our hero stands up, defiantly, and says, "I am Pierre, the fighter pilot! When I go down, I go down in flames!"

**The Doctor** · 10-01-2013, 08:39 PM

I could've sworn that one was going to end with a reference to fish. Pretty funny there Mateo!

**2FORCEFULL** · 10-02-2013, 07:54 AM

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How many here know that a chicken will kick a rattle snakes ass???

how many know that thats why you gey you some chickens if you have az desert property???

well any way, the story about my little cock,,,,

I went and got me some little chicks, little warm and fuzzy yellow ones... cutest things ever,,,

well, that didn't last long... they started grow'n and grow'n ..

so now I end up with these 4 big fat ass hens, mean as all get out...they chase everything off the property,

even peck at me, and I'm the one thats feed'n them...

well, enough of that shit, I bb-q one of them, got to think'n..... wonder if they are so mean because there isn't
a rooster>???

so, back to the feed store, sure enough, the guy said, you have to have a Cock that gets up early and runs the fat off the hens or they they get Fat and Sassy....

when the cock gets up and starts cro'n thats to wake the hens up to go get him breakfest.... sounds good to me..

so i pick this little cock out and bring him home, think'n he will be like then and get real big...

come to find out I got a little cock....every day i'd play with him, run him around the field, every day i'd measure him..

not getting any bigger, I try'd every thing, even googled how to make your cock grow....

Wendi · 10-02-2013, 08:01 AM

That's funny! Sorry you ended up with a small cock.

**Eli** · 10-02-2013, 08:04 AM

This is not the story I was looking forward to reading! Yes!! Your cock is too little!

There's a subliminal message in this story! But, now it explains why I'm fat and sassy!!!

Sent from my Bat Cave

**HB Vic** · 10-02-2013, 08:07 AM

Seriously??

**314joey** · 10-02-2013, 08:07 AM

They like ..............

**2FORCEFULL** · 10-02-2013, 08:08 AM

soooo,... any way... I go back to the feed store, the guy says that the cock isn't gonna get any bigger,
but not to worry, it's not the size of the cock that matters,

it's if it gets up every morning...

also he said, to make sure he crows at the crack of dawn,...

well, heres the sad part,.. my little cock get up early, jumps up on the stump,

and before he can even start to crow, the fats hens go to peck'n at his head...

as much as he try's to fight back, it's a loos'n battle for the little cock...

so heres the question, is my Cock to little??is he gonna be hen pecked