Quote Originally Posted by The Doctor View Post
Since today is our 44th Anniversary today, I'll share this one I thought was cute:

A couple was celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary the they invited their three children to celebrate with them. The first came in and said, I had an emergency surgery to perform this afternoon and I didn't have time to get a gift. Parents said "It's OK, we'll all be together."
Next their daughter came in just a tad bit late and said "Sorry but we had a board meeting that lasted forever and I didn't even have time to get you guys a gift." Parents again said it was OK.
The third comes in twenty minutes into dinner and says "I had to take a deposition on a client for a case that starts tomorrow and I couldn't stop off to get you guys a gift." He sits down to the meal with the rest of the family and the father looks over to the wife and says "Should we tell them now?"

She nods and the father says "I'm sorry to tell you all this but your mother and I were actually never married."

The three kids, in unison respond right back with "You mean we are all bastards?"

Dad replies "Yep! And cheap ones at that!"
LOL! Happy Anniversary and congratulations on 44 years of marriage to you and your wife!