Chicks you banged when you were drunk....

[Eli]

Better get in before this one gets locked...any I banged while drunk I didn't want to remember their name, face, or dress size. :p


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I call bullshit!

There's gotta be a night where you're drinking and you see some hot chick drinking at the bar across from you...you walk over, introduce yourself and you have a few more together...she yawns and suggests she's "tired" you offer to share a cab with her and drop her off at her place first. When the cab arrives at her front door she steps out, grabs your shirt and says "you're coming with me tiger" and you oblige...you wouldn't be so rude as to say "no"... You walk into her house and immediately the clothes start coming off...you head upstairs and ...you know...wake up the next morning and she's wearing no make up...she has "what a wild night" hair and she still smoking hot.

You don't ask her for her name or her number?


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[2FORCEFULL]

Does it matter?

Haha lol j/k

i wasn't banging that sheep, I was helping it get over the fence,

i banged a pig once, but it squeeled on me.....lol

[ChumpChange]

Well this one time I ended up with an older woman at a club, she looked pretty good for a 60-year-old. In fact she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a really hot daughter. We drank a bit (well more than a bit), we had a snuggle, and she asked me if I ever had a "sportsman double"? "Whats that?" I asked. "It's a mother and daughter threesome," she said. "Oh," I said as my mind began to embrace the idea. "No, I haven't." And I wondered what this daughter of hers might look like. We drank a bit more, then she says with a wink that tonight was 'my lucky night'. I went back to her place and walked in hoping for the best night of my life. She puts on the hall light and shouted upstairs, "Mom, you still awake?"

[2FORCEFULL]

I call bullshit!

There's gotta be a night where you're drinking and you see some hot chick drinking at the bar across from you...you walk over, introduce yourself and you have a few more together...she yawns and suggests she's "tired" you offer to share a cab with her and drop her off at her place first. When the cab arrives at her front door she steps out, grabs your shirt and says "you're coming with me tiger" and you oblige...you wouldn't be so rude as to say "no"... You walk into her house and immediately the clothes start coming off...you head upstairs and ...you know...wake up the next morning and she's wearing no make up...she has "what a wild night" hair and she still smoking hot.

You don't ask her for her name or her number?


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soon as they say tiger I do a ball check...L>O>LA lola.... but i'm from vegas...

[Stainless]

I call bullshit!

There's gotta be a night where you're drinking and you see some hot chick drinking at the bar across from you...you walk over, introduce yourself and you have a few more together...she yawns and suggests she's "tired" you offer to share a cab with her and drop her off at her place first. When the cab arrives at her front door she steps out, grabs your shirt and says "you're coming with me tiger" and you oblige...you wouldn't be so rude as to say "no"... You walk into her house and immediately the clothes start coming off...you head upstairs and ...you know...wake up the next morning and she's wearing no make up...she has "what a wild night" hair and she still smoking hot.

You don't ask her for her name or her number?


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Yes, I did do that once. :(


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[2FORCEFULL]

Well this one time I ended up with an older woman at a club, she looked pretty good for a 60-year-old. In fact she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a really hot daughter. We drank a bit (well more than a bit), we had a snuggle, and she asked me if I ever had a "sportsman double"? "Whats that?" I asked. "It's a mother and daughter threesome," she said. "Oh," I said as my mind began to embrace the idea. "No, I haven't." And I wondered what this daughter of hers might look like. We drank a bit more, then she says with a wink that tonight was 'my lucky night'. I went back to her place and walked in hoping for the best night of my life. She puts on the hall light and shouted upstairs, "Mom, you still awake?"

lmfao.... good one...

[28eliminator]

Well this one time I ended up with an older woman at a club, she looked pretty good for a 60-year-old. In fact she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a really hot daughter. We drank a bit (well more than a bit), we had a snuggle, and she asked me if I ever had a "sportsman double"? "Whats that?" I asked. "It's a mother and daughter threesome," she said. "Oh," I said as my mind began to embrace the idea. "No, I haven't." And I wondered what this daughter of hers might look like. We drank a bit more, then she says with a wink that tonight was 'my lucky night'. I went back to her place and walked in hoping for the best night of my life. She puts on the hall light and shouted upstairs, "Mom, you still awake?"

LOL... Aww damn.

[2FORCEFULL]

Jeezus, I guess I should have left the battery and filter threads alone

does this mean I'm not gonna win the thread of the night T shirt????

[Wendi]

No way I could remember all their names, I just remember the ones that were great or the ones that went horribly wrong. Speaking of wrong, I had this girl named Michelle in my hot tub back in the day and I remember things were getting hot and heavy and I was sucking her boobs and then remember thinking to myself well that's kind of strange....she has no nipple?.... Turns out I had been sucking on a fat roll for the last ten minutes Yes I was drunk and unfortunately I remember her and her name.

OMG I am LAUGHING LITERALLY OUTLOUD GROSS!!!

[Paul65K]

Sue is fair,... she gives me all the sex I deserve....

And you've been celibate for how long now