Quote Originally Posted by Hotboat View Post
A drunkphoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. "They've stolenthe dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!"he cried out. However, before the police investigation could start, the phonerang a second time with the same voice came over the line. "Nevermind," he said with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat bymistake."
Sounds like me!:p