Joke of the Day!

[riverrunner1984]

At the risk of stereotyping...

Bruce Jenner had never had an automobile accident until he became a
woman driver.


I'm just sayin'


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[HB Vic]

At the risk of stereotyping...

Bruce Jenner had never had an automobile accident until he became a
woman driver.


I'm just sayin'


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Lol ...


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[getreal]

It takes a lot of "balls" to have that operation.

[Undersoul02]

It takes a lot of "balls" to have that operation.

[riverrunner1984]

WISDOM OF AN OLDER MAN !
An older man approached an attractive younger woman at a shopping mall.
''Excuse me; I can't seem to find my wife. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?''
The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old fellow, said, ''Of course, sir. Do you know where your wife might be?''
''I have no idea, but every time I talk to a woman with tits like yours, she seems to appear out of nowhere.''

[riverrunner1984]

A billionaire was having a party at his house, and in his back yard he had a huge pool with great white sharks in it.
He announced to everyone at the party that whoever could swim across the pool without getting attacked could either have all his money, his wife, or his house.
So when everyone got back to talking all of a sudden a guy is in the pool swimming as fast as he can and when he gets to the other side and jumps out.
The billionaire goes, "Holy shit, I didn’t think anyone was going to do it, but anyway, you want the money right?" and the guy says, "No."
So the billionaire says, "Oh, you want my house?” The guy says, “No.” The billionaire says," What, you want my wife, then?"
The guy responds, "Hell no.”
So the billionaire asked, "Well what the fuck do you want?"
The guy's still trying to catch his breath says, ”I want the motherf*cker who pushed me in the pool.”

[Eli]

A billionaire was having a party at his house, and in his back yard he had a huge pool with great white sharks in it.
He announced to everyone at the party that whoever could swim across the pool without getting attacked could either have all his money, his wife, or his house.
So when everyone got back to talking all of a sudden a guy is in the pool swimming as fast as he can and when he gets to the other side and jumps out.
The billionaire goes, "Holy shit, I didn’t think anyone was going to do it, but anyway, you want the money right?" and the guy says, "No."
So the billionaire says, "Oh, you want my house?” The guy says, “No.” The billionaire says," What, you want my wife, then?"
The guy responds, "Hell no.”
So the billionaire asked, "Well what the fuck do you want?"
The guy's still trying to catch his breath says, ”I want the motherf*cker who pushed me in the pool.”

Haha! Good one.


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Go Brady!!