Q: What's the difference between a Ford and the principal's office?
A: It's less embarrassing if your friends see you leaving the principal's office.

Q: What goes on pages 4-5 of the Ford's user's manual?
A: The train & bus schedule.

Q: What do you call a Ford with dual exhausts?
A: A wheelbarrow

Q: What do you call a Ford with 200,000 miles on it?
A: A lie.