Helping a friend pick a ring

[Eli]

I wonder if you can lease one? Like lease it in her name and just make the min monthly payment? That way if things go to shit, who gives a shit? HAHAHAHA.

I'm seeing a new business opportunity here

If you're contemplating leasing the ring...just take her on a vacation instead. It's much cheaper and a great idea that was shared with me at a bar last night. Smart guy!! I've got my fingers crossed for a vacation to BVI.

BTW: great suggestions on where to go for a drink.


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[jordy]

An older, white-haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side.

He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his new girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring. The old man said, ‘No, I’d like to see something more special.’

At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over… ‘Here’s a stunning ring at only $40,000′ the jeweler said.

The young lady’s eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said, ‘We’ll take it..’

The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, ‘by check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I’ll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I’ll pick the ring up Monday afternoon,’ he said.

Monday morning, the jeweler phoned the old man..

‘There’s no money in that account.’

‘I know,’ said the old man, ‘But let me tell you about my weekend!’

[Eli]

An older, white-haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side.

He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his new girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring. The old man said, ‘No, I’d like to see something more special.’

At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over… ‘Here’s a stunning ring at only $40,000′ the jeweler said.

The young lady’s eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said, ‘We’ll take it..’

The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, ‘by check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I’ll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I’ll pick the ring up Monday afternoon,’ he said.

Monday morning, the jeweler phoned the old man..

‘There’s no money in that account.’

‘I know,’ said the old man, ‘But let me tell you about my weekend!’

Men!!! Some of them will say anything to get what they want.


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[jordy]

Men!!! Some of them will say anything to get what they want.


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Only to girls that are dumb enough to believe it...

[Eli]

Only to girls that are dumb enough to believe it...

Nice try...but, you're not gonna convince me it's the girls fault...people can't go around being liars and blaming the person who believed them and justify their actions.


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[270]

Sorry to hear you're getting a divorce. It's not easy, but I think it's harder to be unhappy. I think the idea of divorce is terrifying but once you're happy you wonder how you ever lived that way and WHY? Life's too short to live a lie.

Actually I was only kidding about the divorce but thank you.

lucky for me my wife isn't into that sort of thing...

My first wife was like that but I was young and f****d that one up.

[jordy]

Nice try...but, you're not gonna convince me it's the girls fault...people can't go around being liars and blaming the person who believed them and justify their actions.


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It was clearly love she was after, and not just a big fancy ring and the old guy's money... puh-leeze! Girls are worse than guys when it comes to making up bullshit to get what they want.

[jordy]

ha ha ha!

[HB Vic]

If you're contemplating leasing the ring...just take her on a vacation instead. It's much cheaper and a great idea that was shared with me at a bar last night. Smart guy!! I've got my fingers crossed for a vacation to BVI.

BTW: great suggestions on where to go for a drink.


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Me? this isn't about me, its for a good "friend" remember? LOL

Seasons? or Capital Grille?

If you're around awhile, you have to try Anjin on Bristol. If you order Soju, don't drink more than 2 or you'll hallucinate HAHAHA

[jordy]

This is a quiz...