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    Quote Originally Posted by jordy View Post
    An older, white-haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side.

    He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his new girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring. The old man said, ‘No, I’d like to see something more special.’

    At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over… ‘Here’s a stunning ring at only $40,000′ the jeweler said.

    The young lady’s eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said, ‘We’ll take it..’

    The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, ‘by check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I’ll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I’ll pick the ring up Monday afternoon,’ he said.

    Monday morning, the jeweler phoned the old man..

    ‘There’s no money in that account.’

    ‘I know,’ said the old man, ‘But let me tell you about my weekend!’
    Men!!! Some of them will say anything to get what they want.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Eli View Post
    Men!!! Some of them will say anything to get what they want.


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    Only to girls that are dumb enough to believe it...
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    Quote Originally Posted by jordy View Post
    Only to girls that are dumb enough to believe it...
    Nice try...but, you're not gonna convince me it's the girls fault...people can't go around being liars and blaming the person who believed them and justify their actions.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Eli View Post
    Nice try...but, you're not gonna convince me it's the girls fault...people can't go around being liars and blaming the person who believed them and justify their actions.


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    It was clearly love she was after, and not just a big fancy ring and the old guy's money... puh-leeze! Girls are worse than guys when it comes to making up bullshit to get what they want.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jordy View Post
    It was clearly love she was after, and not just a big fancy ring and the old guy's money... puh-leeze! Girls are worse than guys when it comes to making up bullshit to get what they want.
    Only if the guy is dumb enough to believe it.


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    ha ha ha!

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