Joke of the Day!

[nowski]

ISN'T IT NICE WHEN KIDS HAVE GOALS?


A TEACHER ASKS THE KIDS IN HER 3rd GRADE CLASS, “WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?”

LITTLE KEVIN SAYS: "I WANNA START OUT AS A MARINE PILOT, THEN BE A BILLIONAIRE, GO TO THE MOST EXPENSIVE CLUBS, FIND ME THE FINEST WHORE, GIVE HER A FERRARI WORTH OVER A MILLION BUCKS, AN APARTMENT IN COPACABANA, A MANSION IN PARIS, A JET TO TRAVEL THROUGHOUT EUROPE, AN INFINITE VISA CARD, AND ALL THE WHILE BANGING HER LIKE A LOOSE SCREEN DOOR IN A HURRICANE."

THE TEACHER, SHOCKED, AND NOT KNOWING WHAT TO DO WITH THIS HORRIBLE RESPONSE FROM LITTLE KEVIN, DECIDES NOT TO ACKNOWLEDGE WHAT HE SAID AND SIMPLY TRIES TO CONTINUE WITH THE LESSON . . .

"AND HOW ABOUT YOU, SARAH?”

"I WANNA BE KEVIN’S WHORE.”

I think Sarah's real name is V. Stiffiano...

[Stainless]

I think Sarah's real name is V. Stiffiano...

That's exactly who I thought of, lol.


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[spike morelli]

The other night, when my wife and I went to bed, we started to play around, but, after about twenty minutes of foreplay, neither one of us was very aroused. I looked at her and said "...what's the matter, can't you think of anyone either?..."

[riverrunner1984]

The other night, when my wife and I went to bed, we started to play around, but, after about twenty minutes of foreplay, neither one of us was very aroused. I looked at her and said "...what's the matter, can't you think of anyone either?..."

😱 lol 👍

[riverrunner1984]

A mom is driving her little girl to a friend's house for a play date. "Mommy ," the little girl asks ,"how old are you?"
"Honey , you are not supposed to ask a lady her age", the mother warns .
"It is not polite".
"Ok", the little girl says ."How much do you weigh?"
"Now really," the mother says , "these are personal questions and really none of your business."
Undaunted , the little girl asks," why did you and daddy get a divorce?"
"That is enough questions , honestly!" The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin play.
"My Mom wouldn't tell me anything ." The little girl says to her friend.
"Well," said the friend ,"all you need to do is look at her driver's license.
It is like a report card it has everything on it", later that night ,the little girls says to her mother ," I know how old you are . You are 32". The mother is surprised and asks ,"how did you find that out?"
"I also know that you weigh 140pounds ." The mother is past surprise and shocked now.
"How in heaven 's name did you find that out?"
"And ,"the little girl says triumphantly ,"I know why you and daddy got a divorce".
"Oh really?"The mother asks ." And why's that?"
"Because you got an F in sex".
*Mother fainted*