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[Eli]

Cops: Woman Stripped, Did Yoga In Roadway

JULY 10--A nearly naked woman who was doing yoga exercises in the middle of a Florida roadway was arrested yesterday afternoon by cops who found heroin and drug paraphernalia in her running pickup truck.

Michele Cernak, 51, was collared on a variety of drug counts after police responded to a 911 call about an intoxicated woman stripping off her clothes on an Ocala street.

When officers confronted the Ocala resident, her pants were at her ankles (though she still had “panties covering her private area,” cops noted). Witnesses told officers that Cernak had been doing yoga poses.

Cernak was exercising about ten feet from her truck, which had its driver’s door open. A search of the vehicle turned up heroin and drug paraphernalia, according to an Ocala Police Department report. During questioning, Cernak--who had a bleeding wound on her left ankle--reportedly admitted that she had been shooting heroin.

The police report does not detail if Cernak’s yoga routine included popular poses like Cobra, Downward Dog, or Warrior. Though she did have to assume the position when searched and handcuffed by officers.

Charged with three felonies and two misdemeanors, Cernak is locked up in the Marion County jail in lieu of $5000 bond.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documen...-arrest-675432

Yoga is weird!


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[riverrunner1984]

Yoga is weird!
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Its tough. Have you tried it? I do it once every 2 weeks. Use more for stretching and makes you feel a lot more limber. A longer muscle is a stronger muscle.
Have never done it naked though lol

[Eli]

Its tough. Have you tried it? I do it once every 2 weeks. Use more for stretching and makes you feel a lot more limber. A longer muscle is a stronger muscle.
Have never done it naked though lol

I do Pilates. Yoga is a tad ...um...let's just say the people in the class aren't happy with the fat chick who keeps falling over and laughing. So, for the sake of the class I stick to Pilates. Lol


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[riverrunner1984]

I do Pilates. Yoga is a tad ...um...let's just say the people in the class aren't happy with the fat chick who keeps falling over and laughing. So, for the sake of the class I stick to Pilates. Lol
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LOL Nice. Kim does Pilates as well.
I have never taken a yoga class. I have the P90x and P90x2 yoga DVD's and I do them solo so I dont embarrass myself lol

[Eli]

LOL Nice. Kim does Pilates as well.
I have never taken a yoga class. I have the P90x and P90x2 yoga DVD's and I do them solo so I dont embarrass myself lol

Smart!


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[riverrunner1984]

Woman finds Ikea bags stuffed with 80 skeletons

UPDATED: A woman in southern Sweden is furious after stumbling upon scores of skulls and human bones inside Ikea bags in a church. The man who dug up the bones, however, says it's not as bad as it looks.


The Kläckeberga church is using Ikea bags to store the remains of around 80 people who were once buried under the floorboards.

The macabre collection, which is almost overflowing from a set of large blue Ikea bags, was found by local woman Kicki Karlén.

"There were around 80 skeletons," she told The Local.

"And it made me very angry about how they were just sitting there. Some people at the parish told me the bones had been there since 2009."

The bags are covered by a tarpaulin and have been sitting there since parts of the church were dug up and rebuilt to allow wheelchair access.

Click here to see pictures of the skeletons

"I was on the team called in to dig out the bones five years ago," archaeologist Ludvig Papmehl-Dufay told The Local.

"Our mission was to document and rebury the bones, which may be as much as 500 years old. But the reburial was delayed and I have no idea why. The plan was to rebury them as soon as possible, but that's up to the church. The county board said they couldn't leave church ground, and it became complicated."

He explained that the bones were likely reburied in a secondary deposition many years ago in what he called a "bone house". The collection is mostly skulls and longer bones, he added.

While Papmehl-Dufay denied storing the bones in the Ikea bags himself, he admitted that it sounded like an efficient storage technique.

"It's not standard practice, definitely not for archaeologists, but the Ikea bags aren't actually that bad. They'd be great for stopping the moulding process. But it can't be that good to have them in the basement for so long."

Karlén, meanwhile, took to her blog to lament the situation and to call for answers.

"How would you feel if it was your grandmother or grandfather?" she wrote.

http://www.thelocal.se/20140801/woma...h-80-skeletons

[riverrunner1984]

Dwarf stripper gets bride pregnant on her hen night

A Spanish woman has been forced to confess to cheating on her husband-to-be on her hen night with a dwarf stripper after she gave birth to a baby with dwarfism.
Her husband believed the baby was his and that it had been conceived during the honeymoon but his wife confessed to the infidelity after he repeatedly questioned doctors as to how the baby could have been born with dwarfism.
The woman has not been named, but according to local reports she felt compelled to tell her husband after questions were raised by friends who had accompanied her on the hen night, which took place at the beginning of the year.
Spanish website LasCincoDelDia, which broke the news, said: “Neither her closest female friends or her family knew she had sex with the midget stripper but once she had her son in her arms, she broke down and confessed what had happened.
"As you can imagine no-one that sleeps with a stripper at her hen night broadcasts it or at least they try to take their secret to the grave.

"But the protagonist of this episode had no choice but to confess and could never have pretended the boy was her husband’s because of a little problem - the child was born with dwarfism."
It is not unusual for dwarfs to be hired as entertainers at hen and stag parties in Spain and several websites offer the services of "miniboys" as they are known in Spain.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worl...hen-night.html

[jordy]

Click here to see pictures of the skeletons

What kind of false advertising bullshit is this?