They say the first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem. Our name is Eli and we are Batshit Crazy attention whores addicted to posting on HotBoat!

It's all your faults! Stop being so funny, posting pictures of hot women, delicious food, fun places, what you're doing or did last weekend, your family, your amazing trials and tribulations, oh and the occasional boat or boat related topic as well as the super hot picture of Wheeler. Yea, we are post and attention whores, but if we have to pick the kind of whore to be those two work for all of the Elis!

I have no intention of recovering so I will just blame everyone on HotBoat!

Disclaimer: I also blame it on my ability to type super fast, irrespective of the 30 second timeout I must take in between posts.

2000 posts!