Jim was sitting at the bar having a few drinks after work. A woman walks into the bar and Jim smiles as he thinks he recognizes her. "Why that is my wife," Jim thinks to himself. Jim walks up behind the woman says "hello dear" and gives her a big kiss. Immediately the woman slaps Jim and says, "Who do you think you are? You are so rude." "I am so sorry," Jim says. "I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her." "You are a worthless, no good, drunken bum," the woman says to Jim. "Wow," Jim replies, "and you sound like her too!"