The Muslim Brotherhood

This morning, the Muslim Brotherhood warned the United States that if the United States continued meddling in Egypt , Libya , Syria , Afghanistan and other hot spots in the Middle East, they intend to cut off America 's supply of 7-11 and Motel 6 managers.

If this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by Dell, AT&T, and Direct TV customer service reps.

Finally, if all else fails, they have threatened not to send us any more presidents, either.

It's gonna get ugly, people.