An Israeli doctor says: "In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we can cut off a man's testicles, put them on another man, and in 6 weeks, he is looking for work.
The German doctor says: "That' nothing. In Germany, we take part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."
The Russian doctor says: "Gentlemen, we take half a heart from a one man, put it in another man's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."
The American doctor laughs: "You are ALL behind us in America, Seven years ago, we took a Muslim with NO brains, NO heart and NO balls and made him President.
Now, the whole country is looking for work!"