WTF News Article Thread

[riverrunner1984]

This one is seriously WTF!!! lol

Floridian, 19, Arrested For Lewd Act With Stuffed Animal Inside Walmart Store

A Florida man today took a stuffed animal off a Walmart shelf and then used the toy to masturbate before returning the ejaculate-covered item to a store shelf, police report.

The repulsive episode occurred around 3 PM at a Walmart in Brooksville, a city 50 miles north of Tampa.

According to a police report, Sean Johnson, 19, “selected a brown, tan, and red stuffed horse from the clearance shelf in the garden department.” He then went to the comforter aisle in the housewares section, “proceeded to pull out his genitals,” and “proceeded to hump the stuffed horse utilizing short fast movements.” The lewd act was captured by surveillance cameras.

After Johnson “achieved an orgasm and ejaculated on the stuffed horse’s chest area,” he placed the “soiled stuffed horse on top of a bed in a bag (comforter set) contaminating that property also.”

While Johnson fled the store before he could be apprehended by Walmart security, he was subsequently arrested by Brooksville Police Department officers. In a written statement, Johnson admitted that, “I did unmentionables to a stuffed animal.” Noting that he committed a “horrible act,” Johnson added, “I need to think before what I do. I’m extremely sorry.”

Johnson, seen in the above mug shot, was charged with indecent exposure and criminal mischief and booked into the Hernando County jail. He was released from custody at 9:45 tonight after posting $1500 bond.

The Walmart merchandise that came into contact with the reshelved stuffed animal was deemed contaminated and not suitable for sale.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/...defiler-657903

[314joey]

It wasn't ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What a goof.

[riverrunner1984]

it wasn't me!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What a goof.

lmfao!

[Luvnlife]

Anyone else ever notice how much weird crap goes on in Florida?


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[Stainless]

Anyone else ever notice how much weird crap goes on in Florida?


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Since you mention it, yes.

No dig on you Fla residents, Joey, AJ and Kenny. 👍


CH3NO2

[riverrunner1984]

Since you mention it, yes.
No dig on you Fla residents, Joey, AJ and Kenny. ��
CH3NO2

LOL I didnt want to go there but yes....Doesnt all the weird stuff happen in Florida or Germany? lol

[riverrunner1984]

Woman robbing Germany pharmacy distracts staff by spraying her breast milk at them

WELL, THAT’S ONE way to do it.
It has been alleged that a German woman apparently lifted up her top and sprayed breast milk at staff and fellow customers in order to distract them as she stole from the store.
The Local reports that the woman walked into the pharmacy and attempted to purchase a breast pump.
After then handing over a €200 note for her €20 transaction, she lifted up her top and proceeded to squirt breast milk at the pharmacist.
Despite requests from staff and customers to cover up and, you know, stop squirting her breast milk at everyone, she continued to rummage through product displays and sprayed some more, before leaving on her merry way.
After she left, staff discovered that €100 was missing from one of the tills.
Police officers are still looking for the culprit, who they describe as “robust” and as “speaking an unknown language”.
Ooh, mysterious.

http://www.dailyedge.ie/woman-german...51637-Oct2014/

[riverrunner1984]

Hamilton family left corpse upstairs for six months expecting resurrection

http://www.thespec.com/news-story/51...-resurrection/

Peter Wald's family truly believed he would rise from the dead.

They believed it because they had prayed for it, every single day, while his corpse lay rotting for six months in an upstairs bedroom of their Hamilton home.

When neighbours asked about her husband, curious about the 52-year-old man's seeming disappearance, Kaling Wald would tell them he was "in God's hands now."

On Monday, Kaling, 50, pleaded guilty to failing to notify police or the coroner that her husband had died due to a sickness that was not being treated by a doctor. It's the first known case of its kind (involving the resurrection belief) in Canada.

The criminal charges originally laid in the case – neglect of duty regarding a dead body and offering an indignity to a body – were withdrawn and replaced with that single charge under the Coroner's Act.

Kaling had no ill intent, all agreed. As assistant crown attorney Janet Booy put it, the devout Christian woman's faith had "tainted and warped her better judgment."

"We were trusting God…we thought, 'OK Lord, you know better," Kaling told the Spectator after court Monday, with lawyer Peter Boushy by her side.

Peter Wald, 52, died "probably around March 20th" last year, according to the agreed statement of facts read out in court Monday. He'd suffered from diabetes and his left foot had become infected. But he had refused to go to the hospital and believed God would cure him.

He went into a coma, she says, and days later she noticed his stomach bloating and signs of rigor mortis on his forehead.

She then left him – his body covered with two blankets, his head with a toque – in the bed and padlocked the bedroom door.

Kaling sealed in the door and the vents with duct tape to protect her family from the smell of the cadaver. And then for six months, life went on and they prayed for their dead husband and father in the bed upstairs as they awaited his return.

It was Sept. 17, 2013 when the body was finally discovered. The sheriff had arrived to evict the family from the St. Matthews Avenue, near Barton Street East and Wentworth Street North, house after they had defaulted on the mortgage.

Expecting the eviction, the family packed the dead man's belongings and had his shoes and bags ready to go.

"That was how strong our faith was," Kaling says.

But when she unlocked the bedroom door his body, which had attracted rodents, was so decomposed it was impossible to identify by photograph.

His feet were sticking out from under the blankets with gauze still wrapped around the left foot.

"He (the sheriff) said 'OK that's enough, close the door," Wald remembers.

Police and the coroner were called, but because of the mummified state of his body, toxicology tests could not be conducted and a cause of death was not confirmed—though it is "likely due to natural causes," the pathologist's report says.

The Children's Aid Society was called in too but they found no concerns for the well-being of the couple's children and the case was closed.

Everyone living in the home – Kaling, five of her six children age 11 to 22, and seven other adult friends – were interviewed by police. Each provided a consistent account of his death and their religious belief that he could be resurrected.

In court Monday, the crown acknowledged that had they gone to trial their chance at a conviction would be slim. There was no criminal intent—as Wald said afterwards, she wasn't even aware there was a law against this.

"It's an extremely sad case…she truly believed her husband was going to be resurrected from the dead, even after six months," said assistant crown attorney Janet Booy.

Booy says she researched the law extensively and could not find another case like this.

Kaling – who has no past criminal record – had her sentence suspended and was put on 18 months of probation and ordered to seek counseling around the "public health concerns" of the incident.

"Your belief that your husband would resurrect is not an issue," Superiour Court Justice Marjoh Agro said at her plea Monday.

"This is not about your religious beliefs. It is about your safety, the safety of your children and the safety of the community at large."

The Walds were known around their neighbourhood for their blue Astro van that was covered in messages of love for God and had crosses carved into the headlights so they would project the religious symbol.

They were regularly spreading the gospel and handing out food for homeless people in the winter through their street ministry, she says.

She insists "we lived a normal life. We were clean people."

She disputes references in the media that the family was seen chanting in the backyard and says they were simply putting on religious skits for homeless people in the neighbourhood.

The family has since moved to Fort Erie. With the criminal case behind her, she says she can finally grieve the loss of her husband and move past the attention the strange case received.

"It was unusual, yes. It was certainly not normal. And we won't do that again…laws exist and we know that now."

But she still believes strongly in resurrection, and says there have been many "documented" cases of it around the world. Her faith was not shaken by the legal consequences, she says.

"In fact it has cast me more at the mercy of God, because He is the ultimate judge."

[riverrunner1984]

Well this is a Shitty way to go....

Woman accepts cliffside proposal, then falls to her death

A vacationing woman accepted her boyfriend’s romantic marriage proposal in a picture-perfect cliffside setting in Ibiza — only to fall off the edge to her death as she jumped up and down for joy.
Dimitrina Dimitrova, 29, of Bulgaria was visiting her waiter boyfriend in the resort of Cala Tarida on the idyllic Mediterranean island when he popped the question on Tuesday.
The delighted Dimitrova lost her balance and plummeted 65 feet — suffering a heart attack due to her injuries.
The newly betrothed was alive but unconscious when medical responders arrived, but she died a few minutes later.
“Everything is pointing towards the death being the result of a tragic freak accident,” a Civil Guard spokesman said, the Daily Mail reported.
Her devastated fiancé, also Bulgarian, had chosen the beautiful spot — famous for its stunning sunset views.
Dimitrova had arrived in Ibiza two days earlier to visit him and look for work.

http://nypost.com/2015/01/29/woman-a...alls-to-death/

[riverrunner1984]

Ice addict ‘gouged out eyes and ate them’

AN ice addict in a hospital emergency department gouged out his own eyeballs and ate them, a Federal Liberal MP has revealed.
The horrific story was revealed today at an Ice Summit on the Central Coast organised by the Express Advocate to address the epidemic in the region.
Dobell Federal Liberal MP Karen McNamara relayed the story as she opened the summit before a packed auditorium this morning.
“There is nothing at all recreational about this drug,” Ms McNamara said.
“Let me tell you a story that demonstrates this ... about a young boy taken into an emergency department for treatment who gouged out his own eyeballs and ate them,” she said.
“We have to get these kinds of stories out to young people — this is not a recreational drug,” she said.
A spokeswoman for Ms McNamara later said the incident occurred at John Hunter Hospital at Newcastle and that she was in the room when the story was related to Ms McNamara by a frontline emergency services officer who wished to remain anonymous.


The Central Coast Ice Summit comes a week after the Organised Crime Squad smashed a Sydney ice ring seizing almost 170kg of ice worth an estimated $110m.
Seven men were arrested last Friday after connected raids in the inner-city and northwest that unearthed a homemade drug laboratory in an apartment and 17 kilograms of ice.
The men, aged 21-31, were charged with offences related to large commercial drug supply and participating in a criminal group. They’ve been denied bail.

Other stories to emerge from the Central Coast over the past two weeks reveal the extent of the epidemic that continues embattle police, paramedics and emergency department personnel.
Gosford and Wyong hospitals head of emergency departments Dr Kate Porges told the Express Advocate this week that “killer doses” were needed to sedate ice users.
“The doses are six times what we’d give the average person,” Dr Porges said.
“If I gave you this sort of dosage, you’d be dead.”
Dr Porges said doctors and nurses were also regularly assaulted with most assaults going unreported because staff were too busy to deal with the paperwork.

Paramedics revealed that ice users displaying “super human” strength were threatening the lives of paramedics while an ED doctor revealed “killer doses” of drugs were being used to sedate ice users in states of psychosis.
NSW Ambulance Toukley station manager Dave Morris said it took 12 people to subdue an out of control addict.
Mr Morris said the man weighed only 60kg but 12 men, including “strong NSW police officers, security staff and paramedics to hold down and sedate the violent ice user”.
A John Hunter Hospital spokesperson said she could not find a record of the eye gouging incident, but did find evidence of a similar incident that occurred more than a decade ago.
“We have not been able to find a recent record of this incident,” she said.
“There was a similar incident in the hospital’s Emergency Department more than a decade ago, however in the interest of their privacy, we are unable to provide any further information or confirm a link to the drug crystal methamphetamine without the patient’s consent.”
She said she would need more information including the patient’s name and the date to be able to confirm or deny the incident occurred.
A NSW Health spokesman said more information was needed to be able to confirm whether the incident occurred in another hospital in NSW.
A NSW Police media spokeswoman said without more details it would be difficult to confirm if any such incident took place.
In response, a spokesman for Mrs McNamara said the information was relayed directly to her office by a front line emergency services officer.
“This person received the information from her colleagues who witnessed the event at a Newcastle hospital,” he said.

http://www.news.com.au/national/ice-...-1227365119730