The Return Of Jordy....

**Eli** · 03-12-2014, 08:44 PM

Originally Posted by thatguy

You guys need to learn about divorces.

Lesson 1: "REAL hatred goes beyond material things. When the writing is on the wall, nurture that hatred."

By the time each of my first 2 wives divorced me, their ONLY interest was getting as far from me as possible!
They didn't care at all about getting anything from me!

Which brings us to
Lesson 2: "Spend ALL the money and collect NO assets."
Why provide any leverage to continue having her argue with you? Getting even is all they are after...yet they can't define what that is to them, so they want to fight and win.
That is usually defined by taking your shit from you...no matter that they don't even like the shit they are fighting for.

So, in summary, remove all bounty from the equation.
Foster their hatred so they only want away from you.

It's the best way.

Get a prenup it's easier

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**Ziggy** · 03-12-2014, 09:09 PM

Originally Posted by Eli

Get a prenup it's easier

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50/50 right?
I've heard that half of nothing is nothing. Someone I knew quit his job, got on welfare, got support from her income and stayed home with his daughter

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**Eli** · 03-12-2014, 09:13 PM

Originally Posted by Ziggy

50/50 right?
I've heard that half of nothing is nothing. Someone I knew quit his job, got on welfare, got support from her income and stayed home with his daughter

From my POS T-mobile thingie

50/50?? Yea sure that's it

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**big warlock** · 03-13-2014, 07:26 AM

From my limited recollection, that one Internet tough guy has done well on the "personal meet and greet" level. But whose counting. He's always up for a personal, one on one meeting.

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**big warlock** · 03-13-2014, 07:27 AM

Been a good thread. I wish everyone the best. See you on the lake.

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**HolyMoly** · 03-13-2014, 08:38 AM

Originally Posted by Hotboat

Wow look who's here

I'm here all the time...guess I should stand on a ladder.

Originally Posted by Eli

Is it really you? The magical midget?

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I haven't been called that since I tongue punched some bat shiat crazy biatch in the fart box.

**Eli** · 03-13-2014, 08:41 AM

Originally Posted by HolyMoly

I'm here all the time...guess I should stand on a ladder.

I haven't been called that since I tongue punched some bat shiat crazy biatch in the fart box.

Not even in your wildest dreams. Lol

I don't think there is a ladder tall enough. But, if it makes you feel better you have a big personality.

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**screaming pete** · 03-13-2014, 10:43 AM

I haven't been called that since I tongue punched some bat shiat crazy biatch in the fart box.[/QUOTE]

that's funny right there...ballzy but funny

**luckystrike** · 03-13-2014, 10:53 AM

I Dont care about the Jordy Haters/Lovers Whatever....
Ive Known him a a Good Friend now for 14 years..He Is A GOOD Guy!!!
Just Saying

Now Go On Hating...Because I Dont Give A Fuck