Things You Say While Boating

[westair]

Is that the fastest this thing goes?

What is this a pontoon?

I'm not getting in the water!!!!




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lol!! .... never had a girl ask this but these are good! .... unless of course it was a pontoon.

[Sharp shooter]

Grads sure has a hard on for jet boats. His last casual encounter must have had one and he didnt pull out!

He was likely broke off one way or another.

[GRADS]

"Hey is that jet boat racing a hobie cat?"

[Boat38 Outa Place Racing]

Fucking wake making piece of SHIT!
Hold on to my BEER while I show GRADS what jet boats are all about! LOL (just KIDDING) we don't take the jet boat to the river!
Lets tie up at our home (FOXES) and have some cocktails!
WOW LOOK AT THAT!

[GRADS]

Is that a 455 Olds?

[SBS933]

Is that a skiier in the water ? Wheres thier flag ? Oh the 4 yr. old has it, dipping it in the water.

Check out this Dipshit, you know he rented that !!!

By the time that prop catches us, it'll be time to shut down. I'm not giving him half the river to catch me !!!

[Tishimself]

FUCKING ROLL CAGE BOAT ASSHOLES!!!!

98.6!!!!

You don't need those pasties out here...only at shore...

If you want a ride, you have to go put on a G-string...rules is rules....

[Eli]

Someone drove a houseboat through the channel?


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[Eli]

FUCKING ROLL CAGE BOAT ASSHOLES!!!!

98.6!!!!

You don't need those pasties out here...only at shore...

If you want a ride, you have to go put on a G-string...rules is rules....

Where do you not need pasties on the water?


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[Eli]

Are you REALLY gonna let that guy pass you?




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