I am soo screwed!!!

[HB Vic]

If that was true, WMC and HB should be getting one of those letters soon also. Payback for the mod but not a mod debacle??

I have a death filter on my email

[SBS933]

I wouldn't sweat it, my Ex-Wife said that shit to me everyday for 30 yrs.

[Skav]

Wow there's a lot of detail there. Are you sure its not a family member?? LOL

Well, like I said, my wife has been in a great mood lately

[ChumpChange]

Well, like I said, my wife has been in a great mood lately

At least find out how much your life is worth! I'd reply!

[Tishimself]

At least find out how much your life is worth! I'd reply!

Anyone wanna start a bet thread on the over/under of what SKAV's life will come back being worth??

[Skav]

At least find out how much your life is worth! I'd reply!

Can I reply using you email address? I've already got enough spam, and if it's legit, I'd probably just get depressed with how little my wife is worth;(

[ChumpChange]

Can I reply using you email address? I've already got enough spam, and if it's legit, I'd probably just get depressed with how little my wife is worth;(

I like how the guy left you three email addresses. At least he knows that they will be canceled out pretty soon, so he's giving himself a better chance of you getting through to him.

[SnoC653]

Now this is some seriously funny stuff. Since it's after 7:30 aren't you scared? Never heard of a hit man double crossing the client and trying to extort from the mark. But with grammar that poor, it's obvious he's not the sharpest crayon in the box.

[ChumpChange]

Anybody here from Skav today? Gettin kind of worried!

[Skav]

Anybody here from Skav today? Gettin kind of worried!

Thanks for following up Mateo. I made it though the day, and it looks like my luck is turning around. Check out the email I received today!!! Looks like I'm getting bumped up to baller status. First thing I'm gonna do is buy a Schiada and get a place in Parker

Your all invited to the party after I move in!

I AM JOSEPH BOYKIN, AN AMERICAN SOLDIER, PRESENTLY WITH THE ARMY'S 3RD INFANTRY DIVISION IN AFGHANISTAN, WITH A DESPERATE NEED FOR ASSISTANCE. I AM SEEKING YOUR KIND ASSISTANCE TO MOVE THE SUM OF US$24,000,000.00 (TWENTY-FOUR MILLION UNITED STATE DOLLARS) TO A SECURE LOCATION.

SOME MONEY IN VARIOUS CURRENCIES WAS DISCOVERED IN BARRELS AT A FARMHOUSE NEAR ONE OF SADDAM HUSSEIN'S OLD PALACES IN TIKRIT-IRAQ DURING A RESCUE OPERATION. THE ABOVE FIGURE WAS GIVEN TO ME AS MY SHARE, AND TO CONCEAL THIS KIND OF MONEY BECAME A PROBLEM FOR ME, SO WITH THE HELP OF A BRITISH RED CROSS OFFICIAL WORKING HERE AND HIS OFFICE ENJOYING SOME IMMUNITY, I WAS ABLE TO GET THE PACKAGES OUT TO A SAFE LOCATION ENTIRELY OUT OF TROUBLE SPOT AND LODGED THEM IN THE VAULT OF A SECURITY COMPANY UNDER THE IMPRESSION OF "PERSONAL VALUABLES".

THE SECURITY COMPANY DOES NOT KNOW THE REAL CONTENTS OF THE PACKAGES - THEY BELIEVE THAT IT BELONGS TO A BRITISH/AMERICAN MEDICAL DOCTOR WHO DIED IN A RAID THERE IN IRAQ, AND BEFORE GIVING UP, TRUSTED ME TO HAND OVER THE PACKAGE TO HIS FAMILY IN UNITED STATES. WITH THE PROPOSED PLAN TO END COMBAT OPERATIONS AT THE END OF LAST YEAR BY PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA, TO END THE SUICIDE BOMBING AND MAKE PEACE WITH IRAQI MILITANT AND TERRORIST, I DECIDED TO MOVE THIS MONEY TO YOU FOR SAFEKEEPING PENDING WHEN I WILL RETURN TO THE USA AFTER AT THE COMPLETION OF MY ASSIGNMENT HERE.

THE SECURITY COMPANY WILL ASSIST US IN MOVING THE PACKAGES TO YOU. I JUST SENT THEM AN EMAIL TOO TO EXPEDITE ACTIONS. I GUARANTEE THAT THIS WILL BE EXECUTED UNDER A LEGITIMATE PLATFORM THAT WILL PROTECT YOU FROM ANY BREACH OF THE LAW AS IT IS A 100% RISK FREE VENTURE. KINDLY INDICATE YOUR INTEREST IN ASSISTING A FELLOW AMERICAN BY PROVIDING THE BELLOW INFO.

YOUR FULL NAMES:
YOUR ADDRESS:
YOUR CELL PHONE NUMBER:
YOUR AGE:
YOUR OCCUPATION:

I NEED YOU TO CONFIRM TO ME YOUR PERCENTAGE OR HOW MUCH YOU WILL TAKE FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE AND FOR A CHARITY IN YOUR NEXT MAIL TO ME, WHICH SHOULD BE AS SOON AS YOU GET THIS MAIL. I PROPOSE 20% FOR YOU, AND 10% FOR CHARITY. I HONESTLY WANT THIS MATTER TO BE RESOLVED ASAP.

GOD BLESS,

SGT. JOE BOYKIN