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    Senior Member Slacker's Avatar
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    Always smoke in bed, run with sissors and drive carelessly.

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    Oh Yeah,,,,No Wake means No Wake Dum Ass,,,,,,,,,

  3. #173
    Quote Originally Posted by Slacker View Post
    Always smoke in bed, run with sissors and drive carelessly.
    You mean sing like no one is listening, dance like no one is watching?


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  4. #174
    When I'm holding my niece and I say, "It smells like shit" why do my mom and sister ALWAYS ask me "Did she poop?" IT SURE WASN'T ME!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SBS933 View Post
    If you run into 3 or more Assholes a day, your the asshole.
    Rubbish, that is an absolute lie started by "the league of assholes".

    Or as a wise man once said :

    Last edited by thatguy; 12-27-2013 at 02:48 PM.
    Tommy




    "So as through a glass, and darkly
    The age long strife I see
    Where I fought in many guises,
    Many names, but always me."

    Gen. George S Patton

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    Know what I mean?
    Tommy




    "So as through a glass, and darkly
    The age long strife I see
    Where I fought in many guises,
    Many names, but always me."

    Gen. George S Patton

  7. #177
    Quote Originally Posted by thatguy View Post
    Know what I mean?
    Never lol


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    When throwing a Superbowl Party, don't tell everyone to bring shotguns and hold a Skeet shooting competition at Halftime.
    Last edited by SBS933; 01-11-2014 at 02:10 PM.
    Believe 1/2 of what you see and nothing of what you hear.

 

 

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