Bedroom Barricades

[Wendi]

When pillows are in the middle yes that too!

[Tishimself]

Gates don't matter. Moods don't matter. Who wants what does not matter. we do not run this house, HE(Who must not be named) runs this house. Here he is eyeing my dinner. Every night, at exactly 10 pm, he strolls out of the bedroom and comes over to Chrissie and collects her and escorts her back to the bedroom, as it is time for bed. He then lies down lengthwise on the middle of the bed, and at 20+ pounds, I am too old to argue with that cat, and too tired to try. He wins by default. I roll over and go to sleep. Sometime in the night, he ever so slightly changes position from lengthwise to crosswise, making sure to line up my face with his asshole, while gently placing his head on Chrissie's shoulder and going to sleep. At some point in the night, I wake up to a face full of cat ass. And as only a cat can, I'm sure he smiles every time that happens.

[Napanutt]

What signals have you gotten that tell you the only thing your gonna get is sleep? Keep it clean and non graphic.
I'll start;
If the body pillow is in the middle of bed might as well go to sleep.


Carbon aka Stainless

In our house, sleep always comes first. Our pattern is the somethin' somethin' happens in the morning, don't really know why.

Gates don't matter. Moods don't matter. Who wants what does not matter. we do not run this house, HE(Who must not be named) runs this house. Here he is eyeing my dinner. Every night, at exactly 10 pm, he strolls out of the bedroom and comes over to Chrissie and collects her and escorts her back to the bedroom, as it is time for bed. He then lies down lengthwise on the middle of the bed, and at 20+ pounds, I am too old to argue with that cat, and too tired to try. He wins by default. I roll over and go to sleep. Sometime in the night, he ever so slightly changes position from lengthwise to crosswise, making sure to line up my face with his asshole, while gently placing his head on Chrissie's shoulder and going to sleep. At some point in the night, I wake up to a face full of cat ass. And as only a cat can, I'm sure he smiles every time that happens.

Too funny but in our house you substitute a #20 dog for the kitty.
The animals are like clock work (until time change). We got 2 cats and 2 dogs. There is a ritual, I'm just glad it's not my job.

[hbchgirl]

What signals have you gotten that tell you the only thing your gonna get is sleep? Keep it clean and non graphic.
I'll start;
If the body pillow is in the middle of bed might as well go to sleep.


Carbon aka Stainless

LMAO!!! You're too funny Carbon'

[hpboats83]

Wait, some people don't get it every night, why? Nuff said.

[hbchgirl]

Gates don't matter. Moods don't matter. Who wants what does not matter. we do not run this house, HE(Who must not be named) runs this house. Here he is eyeing my dinner. Every night, at exactly 10 pm, he strolls out of the bedroom and comes over to Chrissie and collects her and escorts her back to the bedroom, as it is time for bed. He then lies down lengthwise on the middle of the bed, and at 20+ pounds, I am too old to argue with that cat, and too tired to try. He wins by default. I roll over and go to sleep. Sometime in the night, he ever so slightly changes position from lengthwise to crosswise, making sure to line up my face with his asshole, while gently placing his head on Chrissie's shoulder and going to sleep. At some point in the night, I wake up to a face full of cat ass. And as only a cat can, I'm sure he smiles every time that happens.

Hilarious!!'

[Stainless]

LMAO!!! You're too funny Carbon'

How about you HB? We need to know this.


Carbon aka Stainless

[GRADS]

A headache or stomach ache followed up with a toot is good enough for me not to go down there.

we do not run this house, HE(Who must not be named) runs this house. Here he is eyeing my dinner. Every night, at exactly 10 pm, he strolls out of the bedroom and comes over to Chrissie and collects her and escorts her back to the bedroom, as it is time for bed. He then lies down lengthwise on the middle of the bed, and at 20+ pounds, I am too old to argue with that cat, and too tired to try. He wins by default. I roll over and go to sleep. Sometime in the night, he ever so slightly changes position from lengthwise to crosswise, making sure to line up my face with his asshole, while gently placing his head on Chrissie's shoulder and going to sleep. At some point in the night, I wake up to a face full of cat ass. And as only a cat can, I'm sure he smiles every time that happens.

Sounds like you have too much pussy.

[314joey]

Wendi, I didn't see the Hubby (W) chime in, I'm guessing he was playing it safe. lol

[doubleeagle]

If I am at my own house I,m pretty much OUT OF LUCK!!!
After 40 years of marriage, I have finial figured out how to make my wife yell and scream when I,m having sex.
I call her on the phone