A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job.

The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"

He replies, "Yes- caffeine."

"Have you ever been in the military service?

"Yes," he says "I was in Afghanistan for two years."

The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward

employment."

Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"

The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both of my

testicles.

The interviewer grimaces and then says, "O.K.. You've got enough points

for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 A.M. to

4: 00 P.M. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 - and plan on starting at 10:00 A.M .

every day."

The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 A.M. to

4:00 PM. , why don't you want me to here until 10:00 A.M .?"

"This is a Government job," the interviewer says, "For the first two

hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls..