Joke of the Day!

[Stainless]

Good ones MK!

[ChumpChange]

A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow.

I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses what so ever!

A smart-ass student in the back of the room raised his hand and asked.

"What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"

The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering.

When silence was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student, shook her head and sweetly said, "Well JD, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."

[rschap1]

That will learn him

[hbchgirl]

LOL...good one!

[Wendi]

MK so true haha

[Stainless]

Post 68 funny too!

[Stainless]

Now is this a Joke or True?

In my case I'm the one hogging the bed, sometimes I wake up and wife has moved to the couch, lol.

[rschap1]

x2
but
when together the above applies

[ChumpChange]

The ol' South Heimlich Maneuver Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat,

they talk about their moonshine operation.

Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.

After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in
real distress One of the hillbillies looks at her and says,
'Kin ya swallar?'

The woman shakes her head no.

Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'

The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress,

yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.
As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table.

His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!'

[Wendi]

Good one