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  1. #61
    Quote Originally Posted by Sharp shooter View Post
    If I wasn't married you could buy me dinner and we'd see how things went from there.

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    If you weren't married, I'd say you're glutton for punishment

    FYI: I won't buy anyone dinner…I'll cook dinner myself!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sharp shooter View Post
    If I wasn't married you could buy me dinner and we'd see how things went from there.

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    Is that a Big & Ugly?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eli View Post
    Well, thanks a lot!
    Quote Originally Posted by Sharp shooter View Post
    If I wasn't married you could buy me dinner and we'd see how things went from there.

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    Talk about a "Big Ugly Hat"
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    Seriously fuck a duck

  4. #64
    Quote Originally Posted by HotWater View Post
    Is that a Big & Ugly?
    What's the Big & Ugly?


    Oh and you mind clearing your PMs?

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    Senior Member Sharp shooter's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eli View Post
    If you weren't married, I'd say you're glutton for punishment

    FYI: I won't buy anyone dinner…I'll cook dinner myself!
    I once dated a girl that could run a microwave while simultaneously doing this->

    Top that!

    This is a big and ugly.

  6. #66
    Quote Originally Posted by Sharp shooter View Post
    I once dated a girl that could run a microwave while simultaneously doing this->

    Top that!

    This is a big and ugly.
    I don't own a microwave…sorry, my make up and height maybe artificial but my cooking is ALL NATURAL (DISCLAIMER: EXCEPT THE HORMONES AND CRAP IT WAS INJECTED WITH BEFORE I PURCHASED IT).

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    Senior Member Sharp shooter's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eli View Post
    I don't own a microwave…sorry, my make up and height maybe artificial but my cooking is ALL NATURAL (DISCLAIMER: EXCEPT THE HORMONES AND CRAP IT WAS INJECTED WITH BEFORE I PURCHASED IT).
    We all know the fastest way to a mans heart is through his stomach so I guess it's safe to say you're looking for Mr. Right and not Mr. Right now. That being said, stay away from Niceguyeddie. lol

  8. #68
    Quote Originally Posted by Sharp shooter View Post
    We all know the fastest way to a mans heart is through his stomach so I guess it's safe to say you're looking for Mr. Right and not Mr. Right now. That being said, stay away from Niceguyeddie. lol
    NGE met a blonde, with war paint and high heels on Saturday night…I'm sure he was disappointed on Sunday (at the bar with everyone else) when he saw me for the second time

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    Your out for a night on the town and you hook up with one of these lovely ladies. You wake up in the morning next to one of those fugly ladies and say to yourself what was I drinking and what was I thinking???

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    Already miss the 310/562 2manymustangs's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eli View Post
    I was just kidding! Without makeup and high heels I'd never get a date!
    Are you doing a little


    I'm going to have to call AGAIN!!!
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