Chicks you banged when you were drunk....

**ChumpChange** · 09-18-2013, 08:02 PM

Well this one time I ended up with an older woman at a club, she looked pretty good for a 60-year-old. In fact she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a really hot daughter. We drank a bit (well more than a bit), we had a snuggle, and she asked me if I ever had a "sportsman double"? "Whats that?" I asked. "It's a mother and daughter threesome," she said. "Oh," I said as my mind began to embrace the idea. "No, I haven't." And I wondered what this daughter of hers might look like. We drank a bit more, then she says with a wink that tonight was 'my lucky night'. I went back to her place and walked in hoping for the best night of my life. She puts on the hall light and shouted upstairs, "Mom, you still awake?"

**2FORCEFULL** · 09-18-2013, 08:07 PM

Originally Posted by Mateo

Well this one time I ended up with an older woman at a club, she looked pretty good for a 60-year-old. In fact she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a really hot daughter. We drank a bit (well more than a bit), we had a snuggle, and she asked me if I ever had a "sportsman double"? "Whats that?" I asked. "It's a mother and daughter threesome," she said. "Oh," I said as my mind began to embrace the idea. "No, I haven't." And I wondered what this daughter of hers might look like. We drank a bit more, then she says with a wink that tonight was 'my lucky night'. I went back to her place and walked in hoping for the best night of my life. She puts on the hall light and shouted upstairs, "Mom, you still awake?"

lmfao.... good one...

**28eliminator** · 09-18-2013, 08:10 PM

Originally Posted by Mateo

Well this one time I ended up with an older woman at a club, she looked pretty good for a 60-year-old. In fact she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a really hot daughter. We drank a bit (well more than a bit), we had a snuggle, and she asked me if I ever had a "sportsman double"? "Whats that?" I asked. "It's a mother and daughter threesome," she said. "Oh," I said as my mind began to embrace the idea. "No, I haven't." And I wondered what this daughter of hers might look like. We drank a bit more, then she says with a wink that tonight was 'my lucky night'. I went back to her place and walked in hoping for the best night of my life. She puts on the hall light and shouted upstairs, "Mom, you still awake?"

LOL... Aww damn.

**2FORCEFULL** · 09-18-2013, 08:03 PM

Originally Posted by Eli

I call bullshit!

There's gotta be a night where you're drinking and you see some hot chick drinking at the bar across from you...you walk over, introduce yourself and you have a few more together...she yawns and suggests she's "tired" you offer to share a cab with her and drop her off at her place first. When the cab arrives at her front door she steps out, grabs your shirt and says "you're coming with me tiger" and you oblige...you wouldn't be so rude as to say "no"... You walk into her house and immediately the clothes start coming off...you head upstairs and ...you know...wake up the next morning and she's wearing no make up...she has "what a wild night" hair and she still smoking hot.

You don't ask her for her name or her number?

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soon as they say tiger I do a ball check...L>O>LA lola.... but i'm from vegas...

**Stainless** · 09-18-2013, 08:07 PM

Originally Posted by Eli

I call bullshit!

There's gotta be a night where you're drinking and you see some hot chick drinking at the bar across from you...you walk over, introduce yourself and you have a few more together...she yawns and suggests she's "tired" you offer to share a cab with her and drop her off at her place first. When the cab arrives at her front door she steps out, grabs your shirt and says "you're coming with me tiger" and you oblige...you wouldn't be so rude as to say "no"... You walk into her house and immediately the clothes start coming off...you head upstairs and ...you know...wake up the next morning and she's wearing no make up...she has "what a wild night" hair and she still smoking hot.

You don't ask her for her name or her number?

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Yes, I did do that once. :(

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