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    Quote Originally Posted by Carbon View Post
    I had a buddy call me once from a porta pottie bc it was out of paper, lets just say I fucked with him for a long time. He was about to use his sock. :p
    Gross!! You're so mean ...I love it!


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    The unbelievable stupidity I see every day from people paid good money to be much smarter at what they do than they are. Problem is, they are all younger, and not driven to learn, only there for the pay check with the minimum effort put out. Sadly, its the typical of what I see all around me, As demonstrated by the politicians we have in office. Too many want too much for too little effort.

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    When I'm at the gym...there is 20 machines and 19 are not being used and someone uses the machine right next to me!


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    Driving the boat down the right side of the Lake on my half and some weiner coming towards me from the other direction wants to pass me on the starboard side between the boat and the bank, hey, moron what's wrong with your side of the Lake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 314joey View Post
    Driving the boat down the right side of the Lake on my half and some weiner coming towards me from the other direction wants to pass me on the starboard side between the boat and the bank, hey, moron what's wrong with your side of the Lake.
    I hate that! I feel like there should be some distinction between lake sides ...that makes me so nervous!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Eli View Post
    I hate that! I feel like there should be some distinction between lake sides ...that makes me so nervous!

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    There is!

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    When somebody has sucked all the nitrous oxide out of the whip cream can and you're trying to make a hot fudge sudae and you end up with a dribble of cream that's not whipped.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eli View Post
    When I'm at the gym...there is 20 machines and 19 are not being used and someone uses the machine right next to me!


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    Wonder why that is? :p


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    Quote Originally Posted by Carbon View Post
    Wonder why that is? :p

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    Never happens to me!

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    When some jackass TRIES to pass me only to TRY to cut me off when the lanes merge...

    I'm getting a decal that says

    What I lack in funds...the car makes up for in talent! Oh and how does my ass look?

    It did get my blood pumping for the gym though!




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