Things You Say While Boating

**FormulaZR** · 01-16-2014, 11:50 AM

Originally Posted by Tishimself

FUCKING ROLL CAGE BOAT ASSHOLES!!!!

Agree!

GD Roll bar boats
Stupid flat biller, who let him on the water.

Has that noise always been there?

**Boat38 Outa Place Racing** · 01-16-2014, 11:50 AM

We to stop so I can pee and get another beer!

**Boat38 Outa Place Racing** · 01-16-2014, 11:52 AM

Originally Posted by Boat38 Outa Place Racing

We need to stop so I can pee and get another beer!

fixed it!

**Tishimself** · 01-16-2014, 11:57 AM

Originally Posted by Eli

Where do you not need pasties on the water?

Sent from my Bat Cave

IN remote places where you are running and there is no one else around....most people cant tell the difference even if they are 50 feet away....

**nowski** · 01-16-2014, 12:04 PM

See that idiot, don't take your eyes off of him...

**riverrunner1984** · 01-16-2014, 12:04 PM

Who was going to be the DD today?

**SBS933** · 01-16-2014, 12:10 PM

SHIT !!! I knew I should have replaced the batteries.

**chevellesb406** · 01-16-2014, 12:11 PM

A typical trip with me down the parker strip:

Damn lake lice
Wanna bet this dildo cuts right in front me?
Fuggin' roll bar boat.
Stupid jet boat (passenger asks "isn't this a jet boat?"), I answer yes.
I need a bigger boat
Nice dumper

Wendi · 01-16-2014, 12:16 PM

Are we going to the sandbar today?
Are you sure you can fit through those boats?
Be careful!
I can't believe they think they can take up all that space on a major holiday.
We have 4 more boats coming in! (Grumble the stupid idiot that doesn't understand it is a major holiday and there is not enough room for their children to spread out and play sorry, come back next weekend.)