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 Originally Posted by RogerThat99
Scotchtape500??
TCHB. Twin outboard pontoon boat.
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 Originally Posted by niceguyeddie
How is golf relaxing? Hit a ball as far as you can, then go chase after it and repeat. I never understood that hobby.
I play golf and it's nothing like that when I play we have a beer, tell a joke, swing a club stand there and wait for the ball to stop rolling, have another drink, get in the golf cart, have another drink, drive to the first ball have another drink, swing a club, have a drink, tell a joke and watch the ball until it lands while drinking...after the 6 or 7th hole it's all a blur
Sent from my Bat Cave!!!
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 Originally Posted by niceguyeddie
How is golf relaxing? Hit a ball as far as you can, then go chase after it and repeat. I never understood that hobby.
Golf is a drinking game... If you think it's about hitting a ball, your doing it wrong
 Originally Posted by Wendi
Seriously fuck a duck
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 Originally Posted by Eli
I play golf and it's nothing like that when I play we have a beer, tell a joke, swing a club stand there and wait for the ball to stop rolling, have another drink, get in the golf cart, have another drink, drive to the first ball have another drink, swing a club, have a drink, tell a joke and watch the ball until it lands while drinking...after the 6 or 7th hole it's all a blur
Sent from my Bat Cave!!!
That's the way I was taught and play the game, if you're not plastered by the 18th the game sucked...................lol
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Where's 2forceful?
 Originally Posted by 314joey
That's the way I was taught and play the game, if you're not plastered by the 18th the game sucked...................lol
Exactly!
My sister and I managed to drive a golf cart over a 3 foot wall and jumped out as it rested on the wall and the pole. Did I mention it was a fundraiser for an organization we were both board of directors and she was driving sober? Oh and the Chairman of the board was also in our 2 person golf cart. Needless to say we can't golf north of the 56 freeway anymore
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 Originally Posted by Mateo
Seriously LMAO.
Never seen this before.
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Why are there 18 holes on a golf course??
Because that's how many shots there are in a bottle of Scotch
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just got home from the three hour tour....been watching giligans island every night .... hope sue want to have sex in yard by the palm trees...lol
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 Originally Posted by 2FORCEFULL
just got home from the three hour tour....been watching giligans island every night .... hope sue want to have sex in yard by the palm trees...lol
Atta boy!! 
Sent from somewhere on the water
 Originally Posted by Wendi
Seriously fuck a duck
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 Originally Posted by 2FORCEFULL
just got home from the three hour tour....been watching giligans island every night .... hope sue want to have sex in yard by the palm trees...lol
Cops, Big Valley, F Troop, Mary ann it's all good.
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